• People think that Macaulay Culkin is on drugs just because he really looks like he’s on drugs, but what I have to say is: What if that’s just what he looks like? The poor guy! Wakes up every day and looks like this and then everyone tells him he’s a drug addict on the Internet. Terrible. I’m sorry, Macaulay Culkin! -Dlisted
  • I think I’ve talked about this here before, but in case you don’t know, famed actor Jesse Eisenberg writes a column for McSweeney’s and it is EVEN BETTER than The Social Network. Can you imagine? Like, you know what’s cooler than a million Jesse Eisenberg in movies? One Jesse Eisenberg on McSweeneys. 4real. -McSweeneys
  • If any of you guys thought there was a Dr. Who movie in the works and were excited about it, I have some bad news! But if any of you thought that and were upset about it, I have some good news! -ONTD
  • Apparently Bryan Cranston lost his virginity to a hooker? -WarmingGlow
  • Want to watch Martin Starr’s Freaks and Geeks audition? Even if you’ve seen it already I’m sure the answer is yes. Here! Watch it! -BuzzFeed
  • This is a video explaining to you many different “life hacks.” Are you guys ready to hack your lives? Put on your helmets and get ready to hack! BE SAFE! Remember to back up your life on an external beforehand! Hahaha! -HyperVocal
  • Jon Lovitz and Dana Carvey wish they could make fun of Barack Obama more, or something. I don’t know. I really tried to read what the heck they were saying here and it annoyed me and then my brain just REFUSED. They might be making a good point though! I don’t know! You tell me! Please! -HuffingtonPost
  • “James Franco is set to play a meth dealer opposite Jason Statham in Homefront, written by Sylvester Stallone.” That is the first line in this post and it is almost all you need to know. -FilmDrunk
Comments (16)
  1. More like Home Alone 2: Lost in New Yorke

    That was a joke about how Macauley Culkin looks like Thom Yorke.

  2. I don’t think that Jon Lovitz or Dana Carvey were making good points either. But to be fair, I just started humming the theme song from The Critic halfway through so I might not be the best judge.

    • Their ideas stink!!

    • i don’t see why it’s anything. “gosh, the guys is so darned likable, we can’t seem to get any material about him.” it’s not that you “can’t” do Obama material, it’s just that maybe you aren’t that good of comedians?

      and I maintain that Dana Carvey is subtly, but publicly, pouting that he can’t do blackface.

  3. Who the hell do you think you are, Jesse Eisenberg? James Franco?

    • james franco published a kid with Aspberger’s’ journal entries describing places he went to eat?

      • He painted a laptop yellow and put it on a plinth, and his artist’s statement explained that it represented the infinite possibilities for people to read what kids with Asperger’s to write about their lives through the medium of restaurant reviews, on the Internet.
        It was really deep.

  4. I’m worried about Willem Dafoe you guys.

  5. When my husband was in college, he was one of those guys who always took a shower and looked presentable before class – even when it was early. But one day he overslept or was lazy or whatever and didn’t take a shower or put in his contacts (so he had to wear his glasses) and all day long people kept asking him if he was OK, he looked sick, he looked like death, etc. So, maybe Macauley is just having one of those days over and over and over again. Or, maybe he is on drugs.

  6. like what if he is just ugly?

  7. Macauley is just preparing for the role of a lifetime as iggy pop pretending to be yancy butler.

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