Now you too can smell like an out-of-touch heiress to a Hollywood dynasty with her own facial cream advice blog.

Comments (12)
  1. But I already smell like that. What’s in it for me?

  2. Oh man I lover perfume ads and commercials. Also handbag ads and commercials. Really, anything where Audrey Tautou or Marion Cotillard or Charlotte Gainsbourg get to be all mysterious and slinky. It’s like a fashion shoot plus James Bond!

    Coincidentally, it is also the reason I have a drawer full of perfumes that I rarely wear. It turns out I am not nearly as fancy as I think I am.

    • I lover perfume ads and commercials? Clearly I am much more attached than I thought. Whelp, I think I better hang out with the balloon guy, at least until I can be appropriate in public.

      • I think the implied affair of the ad made you think you were taking on a lover.

        TRUE STORY: I met a friend for drinks last night and she used the phrase “take a lover” and she wasn’t kidding or saying it to be funny. She lived in Europe for awhile, though.

  3. What I love about Gwyneth Paltrow is she’s so down to earth.

  4. Gwyneth Paltrow can’t do anything without catching shit. It’s a form of internet bullying.

  5. She looks like she’s stepping out to have an illicit affair in . Kristen Stewart should take affair lessons from her. Also, that perfume smells weird. Too floral and yet also sporty? Is that what affairs smell like?

  6. Oblivious for Her by Gwyneth Paltrow

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