Last we checked in with Kate Gosselin, famed blogger for, she was on the Today show talking about how her tiny, sad, ruined children “really, honestly miss filming.” (I assume she also spoke at length about coupon cabins.) So true, everyone bets. Although Kate seems always to put her millions of children first, it looks like she’s finally taking some time for herself and her OWN reality fame. From E!:

The divorced mother of eight has signed up to do a dating show and is in the process of looking for a network to televise her quest for love, E! News has exclusively learned.

“She is ready to get back into the dating game,” a source tells us. “She is ready to find love again and to move on from her past. She’s excited, this is a chance to start something new.”

“She finds it hard to meet men in her day to day life,” the source continued, “and so a dating show will give her exactly the help she needs. She is willing to travel around the country in order to meet Mr. Right.”

It’s crazy that they don’t already have a name for this show because it’s pretty clear to THIS BLOGGER that a network — probably a super big one with lots of viewers and notoriety and a channel that everyone gets in their normal cable packages, and for sure AT LEAST one that exists — is going to scoop this baby up immediately and want to put it on air ASAP so they can start raking in all that sweet, sweet Gosselin money. “There’s gold in the Gosselins, just waiting for someone to scoop it up!” – W. White, Major Television Producer. But, as it turns out, they DO NOT have a name for this show yet. So. BUS DRIVER! NAME! THIS! SHOW!

  • Jon and Kate Plus 8 Minus Jon Minus 8 Plus You?
  • Even Fame Possessed Monsters Deserve Love: The Kate Gosselin Wish
  • Who Wants To Be The Step Father Of 8 Irrevocably Damaged Children!
  • Spending Some Time With Aaden: The Only Positive
  • The TV Show Of People Who Don’t Even Care A LITTLE About What TV Show They’re On, As Long As They’re On A TV Show

Some of those might be a little long, but otherwise they’re perfect. What do you think?!

Comments (36)
  1. Win a D8 with K8

  2. Maybe the kids could decide who she dates.

    Whew. I was afraid those poor children might not get a chance to be on TV anymore.

  3. “Eight Kids and a Crazy Lady”

    • I’m not saying she’s not crazy, but I’m pretty sure any dude who sees her baggage, and eight kids, and still wants to date her is at least equally crazy.

      • …and wants to do it all in front of cameras too… Oh yeah, everyone involved in this, from the cast on down to the people who will watch on television this have problems.

  4. Deadliest Catch

  5. I don’t care what they call it, but I hope all of the contestants are male, so we can still honor traditional families.

  6. Kate Plus Date

  7. Kate Plus Her Date Who Wants To Be On TV For Any Reason

  8. The Cougar

  9. The Kate-ing Game

  10. ______ and Kate plus 8….?

  11. This reminds me, any word on whether or not Jon Gesselin is joining up with Tom Cruise and Russell Brand to help found their support group for ex-husbands of Kates/Katies/Katys?

  12. Who Wants to Be Miserable?

  13. Working title: “You Can’t Put A Price On Crazy”

    Pitch: The dating show ties-in with her coupon blogging career. Men compete for her love with extreme couponing and savings skills. The winners have to run through a supermarket or Costco and grab all of the Gosselin children and put them in their carts. They also have to grab at least $350 worth of bulk merchandise that the kids would want or need. It will be loosely molded after Supermarket Sweep.

  14. Wait is she doing that with her hair again? Is she doing it for us? If so I would just call it “My Hair is Nuts Again For You” because that will work for anyone who might care.

  15. The Ninth Wheel

  16. Kate Plus Date Plus Eight

  17. You and My Vagina Make a Baseball Team

  18. Alex Vermitsky  |   Posted on Jul 24th, 2012 0

    Jon Carter leaving the kids with you and just went back out.

  19. Alex Vermitsky  |   Posted on Jul 24th, 2012 0

    The Ice Cream Pit

  20. Stepdad Showdown

  21. “Hotdogs And Hallways: The Reboot”

  22. How many tantrums is maddy going to throw?

  23. I know we’re naming the show and all, but I’m surprised no one has commented yet on the fact that E! News totally beat out Extra! for the right to “exclusively learn” this information that is probably really important to everyone who works in the television industry.

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