About a year ago, Gabe introduced the then-popular twitter hashtag game “describe your penis with a movie” into the Best New Party Game repertoire. I was reminded of it because the tag “#NameYourDickAfterAMovie” was trending today on Twitter (maybe some variation is ALWAYS trending?) and I thought, “Enough.” Enough with the MEN hogging all of the disgusting trending topic games. Lena Dunham exists now. Bridesmaids has been out for over a year. Girl posts outnumbered boy posts on Videogum today. I’m not sure that you can say the word “vagina” in the House of Representatives anymore, but I’m pretty sure you can AT LEAST say it on television without being fined a very large amount. It’s our time, ladies. Let’s play this vagina game. I’ll go first.

  • There Will Be Blood*
  • The Bone Collector**
  • You Can Count On Me
  • Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
  • The Neverending Story

Very, very good. We all feel better now that we have our chance. Now you play!

**Gabe used The Bone Collector in the penis version, as well.
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  1. Teeth

    Oh we all knew someone was going to do it. I just ripped off that band-aid. YOU’RE WELCOME.

  2. Pan’s Labyrinth.

  3. Paths of Glory

  4. Forrest Gump

  5. Some Like It Hot

  6. Also, I call “Rear Window” this time next year.

  7. No Country for Old Men

  8. Final Destination

  9. The Diving Bell and the Butterfly

  10. What Lies Beneath

  11. Shutter Island

  12. City of God

  13. The Untouchables

  14. Not Without My Daughter

  15. Sleepy Hollow

  16. The Untouchables #whoops

  17. Really, no one?

  18. The Descent


    Toy Story

    The Thing

    Okay, I think I’ve done enough damage to the world’s perception of men here…

  19. Every Which Way But Loose

  20. Drop Dead Gorgeous

  21. If I were a dude, I would say “I’m Not There”

    But since I’m a lady, I’ll say “I’m Still Here”

  22. First Blood

    Rambo: First Blood Part II

  23. Deep Impact

  24. Over the Hedge

  25. Cave of Forgotten Dreams

  26. Scent of a woman

  27. The Secret of Nimh

  28. Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

  29. The Hobbit

  30. Internal Affairs

  31. 1. A River Runs Through It
    2. Into The Wild
    3. Let The Right One In
    4. Way Down South
    5. The Cave

  32. Big Fish.

    ok, i’m done.

  33. Matilda

    What?! It’s a name.

  34. A FIsh Called Wanda

    ok, i’m really done.

  35. Turner and Hootch (more Hootch than Turner, admittedly)

  36. Return of the Jedi

  37. Safety Not Guaranteed (Hi, Aubrey Plaza!)

  38. Waiting for Godot

    Waiting for Superman

  39. Adventureland

  40. The Human Stain

  41. Too Fast, Too Furious

  42. The 7 Year Itch

  43. Babette’s Feast

  44. life is hot in crack town… (can us gay boys play too, because for me it’s kinda the same thing but not, just on the back.)

  45. Our Lips Are Sealed

  46. Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium

  47. Contagion

  48. Good Will Hunting?

  49. Where the Red Fern Grows

  50. The Untouchables

  51. Octopussy

  52. Clambake

  53. Monster

  54. i know it’s crude but did anyone say hatchet?

  55. Trouble in Paradise

  56. Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark

  57. Grand Canyon

  58. the big lebowski

  59. For the Boys

  60. Field of Dreams

  61. if these walls could talk

  62. The Beaver

  63. The Abyss
    Paths of Glory
    Bring It On

  64. I found the winner on Twitter!

  65. Something Wicked This Way Comes

  66. What’s Eating Gilbert Grape

  67. Sweet and Lowdown

  68. Office Space

  69. Pandora’s Box

  70. The Air Up There

  71. OR The Christian alternative: name your vagina after your favorite book of The Bible.

  72. The Whole 9 Yards

  73. Look Who’s Talking

  74. Les Miserables

  75. Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels

  76. Rumble Fish

  77. Top Secret!

  78. The Terminal

  79. Temple of Doom

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