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The following video is basically NSFW. So quit your job because you need to watch it.
Oh, shoot, I should have mentioned this beforehand, but you’re gay now. Yeah, sorry. From ChristWire (via GoldenFiddlr):
The Gays Use Japanese Music and Babies To Try And Turn Youtube Viewers Gay
by Tyson Bowers IIIThe Gay Home Agenda (GHA) has launched a new tactic against our children to try and make gay porn “fun”. Their plan is to mix hardcore man love videos and use subliminal Japanese music to make it funny and then add baby faces over their sin soaked private parts and hell bound orifices.
I will be writing to YouTube today and ask why they are supporting such filth! These videos MUST be destroyed and the people involved should be thrown in jail for harming the minds of the world with such nasty imagery! If this were 200 years earlier, I would even ask for hangings or even have them burned!
I would like to also see the stats of how many more homosexuals there are in the world after these videos have been posted. I bet there has been at least a 5% increase of sick people wanting to stick their parts into each others devil holes!
Tyson Bowers III could stare at these men’s butts all day, that’s how mad they make him. He couldn’t tell you how many times he’s watched these videos, getting angrier and angrier. His penis is so angry that it’s hard!
I’m finding it impossible to pick my favorite part about this whole thing, so here are my favoriteS, in no particular order:
- [The video itself (which is art, duh)]
- GHA
- sin soaked private parts
- hell bound orifices
- If this were 200 years earlier, I would even ask for hangings or even have them burned!
- at LEAST a 5% increase
- devil holes
Don’t you hate it when it isn’t 200 years earlier and you can’t murder people because of how you’re confused about your own sexuality? The point is that the whole thing is my favorite. Even this is my favorite:
I mean, obviously this guy is really stupid and hateful, but he’s also amazing. He’s totally your boyfriend. He and Fred Phelps should hang out. You know, just get coffee together and see where it goes from there. No pressure. Maybe just a mean handjob. Whatever.
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There’s a google ad on their page for Gay Personals. Lol.
Look at the google ads on the site you linked.
This so hot!
I’m so turned on! Particularly by the guy wearing medical tape on his loins.
PS. I’m a girl!
Tyson Bowers III can’t possibly be serious.
Tyson Bowers III’s comments couldn’t help but remind me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTLv5Y_BD5g
That site has to be fake.
Example:
http://christwire.org/2009/02/women-cannot-drive-that-well/
All women suck at parking because of the Fall of Man?
At least I really, really hope it’s fake.
The site is fake. I mean, it’s real satire. But it’s funny.
Hm. If you lament how you can’t call for hangings or burnings…aren’t you calling for hangings and burnings? At least a little? Seriously now.
I hate people like this like it’s my job. Thanks Gabe, for showing me the funny side of bigotry (it’s always there somewhere)!
The sad part is that somewhere in the world, SOMEONE is dumb enough to take that article seriously. Hopefully it won’t be youtube, who is apparently the kind of person you can write to (and maybe get an autographed picture of it’s boyfriend Tay Zonday in return).
What’s worse: the fact that they expect to be taken seriously (especially with that language) or the fact that people take them seirously?
“The Gay Home Agenda (GHA) has launched a new tactic against our children to try and make gay porn “fun”.”
Umm… isn’t gay porn already fun for gay people? I thought that was the point?
I remember a week or so ago when BoingBoing‘s guest blogger (who covers japanese culture) mentioned how popular this former gay porn star was in Japan because of these videos. That blog post may be the sole reason it is becoming popular here.
But, in reference to your post, when i started reading Mr. Bowers’ rant i thought for sure this was something you guys had made up being ultra-ironic and hilarious. Then i found out that it was a real crazy person saying those things and wept a little for humanity, but mostly just wanted to punch him in the face.
It’s a parody site.
You know when the “fake” bell went off for me? When I recognized the “about the author” picture…
It wasn’t on Wikipedia anymore, but I found it here:
http://anotherkcblog.wordpress.com/2008/03/21/all-the-worlds-a-stage-upon-which-we-can-perform-a-play-from-which-david-mamet-gets-a-cut/
Enough said.Christwire is 100% hilarious satire.
Wait, people think that Christwire isn’t satire? Even with this? Or this? You mean some people believe that there are enough people that are THAT crazy and THAT stupid to form a website? Weird.
HTML is hard!
This:
http://christwire.org/2009/02/google-gmail-service-is-down-devil-did-it-and-causes-panic/
And this:
http://christwire.org/2009/02/hollywood-atheists-preparing-to-worship-a-golden-idol-named-oscar-in-bizarre-ceremony/
Satire, of course. Very funny satire.
Also, this video doesn’t mean that much to me other than a testament to how super-incredibly gay wrestling is.