It’s public marriage proposal season, as we know, and one thing it’s important to remember is that a marriage proposal doesn’t have to be performed in front of all of Disney World with your family and best friends, dressed in dog costumes, doing a choreographed dance to “Marry You” by Bruno Mars while your future fiancee looks on in horror to be considered “public.” That’s a very good choice for your public marriage proposal, obviously, but it’s not the only way! The only thing you need to do for your marriage proposal to be considered “public” is to record it and then put it on YouTube and mail it out to different websites like some kind of creepy weirdo who wants everyone to know all about the life and love of you and your chosen life-partner. “I didn’t do this for us, baby. I did it for reddit.” With that said: THIS ONE IS PRETTY CUTE, GUYS! Let’s all gawk at it and come to feel happy for these people we’ll never meet in our whole lives.

Cute. She seemed surprised! I enjoyed this! SO WHY AM I STILL SO UPSET? (Via ViralViral.)

Comments (16)
  1. Because sharing a moment is tacky?

  2. Throw in a skywriter plane and this would have been acceptable.

  3. Guys I was away all weekend and I’m staying the fuck away from the internet until I watch the new Breaking Bad episode, but I just wanted to check in quickly and say that the only correct wedding proposal is spelling out “Will you mwrry me, blookhead” in Alphabits and serving it to your boo and you haven’t bought a ring yet in case she says no but you don’t tell her until she’s said yes or no because if its no what the hell are you going to do with the ring? Duh!

  4. I’d enjoy this and be less bitter…but DOMA….

  5. I know not every love story is like the ones in the movies, but most are better than the ones on youTube.

    (And Kelly, you are upset because you are imagining Aaron Paul popping the question to someone who isn’t you.)

  6. The best part were these credit lines:

    Thanks to: Luke Pounder
    Pounders Jewelry

    “He went to Jared?”
    “No, He went to POUNDERS!”

    • This is hilarious to me because there was a really gross bar called Pounders near where I went to college, and every stupid freshman went there because they could get served even though it had a reputation for being absolutely vile.

  7. Holy giant rock! did he thank the jewelry store because they let him borrow it for the video?

  8. It’s videos like this that make me spend the whole day dreaming about going home to my bottle of whiskey. But truly I wish them a lifetime of happiness together. It’s a very sweet story.

  9. I don’t think a man should be allowed to propose in sandals.

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