It’s been almost two years since the Internet said goodbye to the Juggalos and their brand of mind-blowingly silly but also totally offensive and hateful when you think about it on-line trolling. It’s never quite as fun when the person you are laughing at figures it out and starts doing it even more. Schadenfreude runs on authenticity! Not to mention the fact that every year everyone laughs at the publicity run-up to the annual Gathering of the Juggalos, and then at the event itself people have bottles crushed into their eyes and human feces rubbed into the wound. LOL? But even if we should, as a general rule, ignore these yucky demons, the release of the annual infomercial advertising the Gathering is a cherished tradition at this point, and tradition is what ties us together AS A FAMILY. This year’s infomercial is 23 minutes long, the longest infomercial for a nightmare weekend in hell ever! And has a zombie Apocalypse theme! And introducing: JAMIE KENNEDY!
“Moonwalk bouncies, bitch.” This is OUR summer solstice. (Via Gawker.)