Guess who has a Google alert for Hoda Kotb? Probably only one person in the world, including Hoda Kotb: me. But it finally paid off today when someone posted this video of a Hawaiian landmark clearly tagged in spray paint by someone named “Hoda.” And of all the random famous people in the world, Hoda Kotb might be the funniest to imagine as a secret graffiti artist:

I love the artistry of the video. Like, the way they set it up like “Okay, I’m going to turn on the camera, and you’re going to motion for me to come here…” I want this to be on the fourth hour of The Today Show. It could happen — Lord knows they have plenty of chatter time to fill in the first fifteen minutes. If it is Hoda, we know she’s just acting out. Free Hoda!