Mitt Romney was on some Fox News show recently and was asked over and over again if he could give us any clues about the person he plans to choose as a running-mate, and instead of doing that he made a CLASSIC SLIGHTLY INCORRECT MOVIE REFERENCE!

Perfect. So good. I wish I could reverse Men In Black Neuralyzer (NEURALYZER) that into my brain so it’s the ONLY thing that I remember. But I can’t do that. What I can do, though, and what we can all do, is play the very obvious, super easy party game that this little blooper leads to: slightly incorrect and evasive movie references! Me first:

  • Yeah, I could tell you, but then I’d have to Click wiimote us BOTH back to the start menu.
  • I’d tell you that, but then I’d immediately have to call Mr. Goblin and ask him to take you away to the baby swamp.
  • Who are you, Nixon? From the historical drama Frost/Nixon?
  • You’re asking me that? On this, my daughter’s birthday?
  • Take it easy with the questions, I feel like you’re about to cut off my nose like in Reservoir Dogs!

See! Who says party games have to NOT be kind of weird and complicated in order to be fun! PLAY BALL! Play ball better than I did! (Via GotchaMedia.)

Comments (85)
  1. Luke, I am your Uncle.

  2. When I finally do reveal the answer, it will be more exciting than when they revealed that Gwyneth Paltrow’s head was inside of Marcellus Wallace’s briefcase.

  3. “The way you’re ambushing me with these questions out of left field, I feel a little like I’m jogging straight into a shrub like in the charming In the Land of Women.”

  4. No! I said Rosebug. There’s a bug on that rose over there! Look. *jumps out window and rides away on a sled.*

  5. “Ehhhhh. Don’t even worry about it.”

  6. I. Drink. Your. Frosty.

  7. Herman Cain. Herman Cain. Herman Cain.

  8. “Good question, but that’s a call that’s going to have to come from INSIDE the house.”

  9. How do I choose between the female candidates? First I think of a man, but then I add in reason and accountability.

  10. Godzilla…ain’t got nothin’…on me!

  11. I will make him an offer that’s unrefusable.

  12. “Just like in As Good as it Gets, you can’t handle the answer.”

  13. It’s weird that Mitt Romney would use a movie reference incorrectly, since he seems pretty devoted to the legitimate Scarface theory of “First you get the money, then you get the power.”

  14. If you keep asking me these questions, I’m going to fly away using 1,000 baboons like Up.

  15. “If I’m elected, I plan to serve two terms and stop, much like the director of the two Saw movies.”

  16. Forget it, Neil. It’s Little Italy.

  17. “You’re asking me if I have a God complex? Let me tell you something… I AM TODD” -Todd

  18. That’s when the attack comes – not from the CNN reporter who’s using trickery, but from the Fox News reporter directly in front of you.

  19. (silence)

    “Get it? From The Artist? No, wait, when the time is right, I will tell you (Italian accent) ‘with pressure.’”

  20. “I hope Obama has plenty of Folgers ready, because coffee is for losers!”

  21. If you keep bothering me, I will be Gone Exactly One Minute From Now

  22. You ask me if I have a God complex? Well, let me tall you something…I am Todd

  23. Where can one buy a MIIIB fleshlight? Asking for a friend.

  24. “These are different robots than the ones you’re thinking of.”

  25. Drrrinkin’!

  26. Don’t count me out. Like The Terminator said, I’ll return here at some point in time.

  27. Love means never having to play your “Sorry.”

  28. Do you like that Gladiator movie?

  29. What Bill Murray says at the end of Lost in Translation but slightly incorrect and evasive.

  30. “I plan to choose a woman, so we can support women who want to enter into politics, much like Matthew Broderick in Election.”

  31. Will my veep be a female? Like that show on Starz? “The V-Word”? Starring Julia Louise Parker?

  32. “Electric cars are not gay.”

  33. “If I lose, it will be sadder than when Artax was consumed by the nothing.”

  34. “My vice president will be very masculine, like Hugh Jackman’s interpretation of Wolverine.”

  35. “You don’t understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let’s face it. It was you, Romney.” – Gingrich

  36. I’d tell you, but frankly my friend, I don’t give a darn!

  37. “You don’t understand! I coulda had ass. I coulda been a contender. I could’ve been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.” ~ newt gingrich

  38. Beatlejuice!

    Once again: Beatlejuice!

    “Hi. Somebody call for me? I’m Beatlejuice.”

  39. Soylent Green isn’t vegetables

  40. Coffee is foreclosures!

  41. I could tell you, haha, but then I’d have to you know, hahaha, turn you into that guy from Inception, ha, you know with the tattoos and he couldn’t remember anything?

  42. “I think you’ll find that what Obama is going to need is, like they say in the Jaws movies, a bigger ship. And that’s what liberals want, because they’re typical big-government liberals. But, friends, at the end of the day, I want a smaller ship, just like in Jaws.”

  43. “I can’t tell you anything about the VP process. You know that, Neil. Now why don’t you make like a tree and leave?”

    Do you get it?! You guys get it.

    • “The irony, Neil, reminds me of that famous Avril Lavigne song, when she sings about a black fly on your chardonnay.”

      Get it? GET IT?? SO MANY LAYERS.

  44. We will just round up the best candidates and see who’s DTF – in favour of downsizing the federal government man! Then I’ll put that C in the Veep, I don’t wanna talk a lot of shit about who it will be but she’s gotta be in the party and she’s gotta be extremist. She has to like me at least a little, enough to run with me. At the very least we will take some pictures together, two weeks shake some hands, month kiss some babies, whatever whatever, and then i make her my running mate. I’ve got like four solid months of campaigning. By the time the electoral college rolls around I’ll be like the Iron Chef of America.

  45. Hey, Frank, you didn’t put my kid on the field. You’re a piece of shit.
    You know what I’m talking about, you fucking soccer coach.

  46. “I can’t tell you anything about my donors, Neil, you know that, but I can tell you that it’s like what my good friend Jack Burger from Big Troubles in China always says, ‘When you’ve paid your dues, the check’s been mailed.’”

  47. As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a baker.

  48. “When I imagine myself in the White House it seems that this whole campaign will be a blip on the radar. Just like the famous quick-cut scene at the Copa in Goodfellas”

  49. I’d like to tell you, but the best rule about Fight Team is you don’t answer questions about the Fight Team.

  50. “Where we’re going, we don’t need votes…”



  52. Jake Argue  |   Posted on Jul 18th, 2012 0

    After watching Mitt Romney on Fox News I went back into the field and the voice said, “ease his stupidity.” I LOLed.

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