The side of the truck reads “Where we lay down the lawn.” LAWN ORDER! Special trimming unit. Great trailer. Love this trailer. (Via FAILblog.)
I’m not even going to bother guessing what the car horn sounds like.
Lawn Order is made up of two separate but equally important groups – the gardeners who mow the lawn, and the homeowners who water it. These are their stories.
I don’t get it.
Lawn Order SVU: Special Vegetation Unit
[ICE-T VOICE]: “You mean these flowers been locked up in the basement and deprived of water for 10 weeks and nobody sayin nothin about them being missing? Das messed up.”
I just read that in John Mulaney’s voice as Ice-T and it made me laugh. A lot. Thank you.
“Survey says: that lawn needs some manure power.”
You must be mistaken. I hire The Lawn Wranglers.
Clay, look at this guy. He looks like a little banana.
I need to high-five the guy who owns this trailer.
a number of new york actors have worked on the show and the landscaping company
poor guys…wonder when their cease and desist letter will come.
I prefer Criminal Mowings
I prefer Weedium
I prefer Herbicide: Plantlife on the Street
the owners of Rizzoli & Isles Lawn & Garden feel slighted.
Barely related: The alarm to alert the ER at St Elizabeth’s ER in Chicago that an ambulance is coming is the Theme for E.R. Kind of weird listening to that when you’re pumped up with drugs.
When I was in the Navy, I worked in the message center, and we had to read certain messages right away. When we got a message that someone had a family member who was dead or dying, we had an alert that used that quote, “Today, I consider myself to be the luckiest man in the world.” When we had a message that someone new was coming to the ship (which wasn’t urgent, but we liked to spy back in the halcyon days when you could see anybody’s MySpace profile), it played the quote from There’s Something About Mary, “I work with retards.”
This is only somewhat related, but I had a stupid idea the other day to move to Virginia Beach and open a sauna dealership called “Sauna VA Beach.” But, I mean, I didn’t actually DO that. Because that’s ridiculous.
Ahahah it took me like 14 readings to get that because I was reading it like “sauna vee eh beach”
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