A French movie poster for this spring’s Wolverine: Origins has found its way onto the internet, and holy shit. Is this real life? Obviously, I would recommend that anyone who’s working on diversifying their LOLk investment portfolio should definitely put a copy of this poster in there. It is guaranteed laffs for years. Incredible.

For those of you who don’t know what Wolverine: Origins is, it follows the X-Men character Wolverine on an erotic journey of self-discovery through Europe. It follows the X-Men character Wolverine as he makes his way back to New Jersey after the death of his mother and falls in love with Natalie Portman. It follows the X-Men character Wolverine as he is placed in a state run foster home and his name is Powder. Seriously, WHAT IS THIS POSTER?

I guess it’s not that surprising. There were hints in the teaser trailer that this was the direction the marketing was taking. Teaser trailer after the jump.

Wolverine knows what it’s like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can’t. How you hurt yourself on the outside to try to kill the thing on the inside.

(Just kidding. Wolverine: Origins teaser trailer is here. But seriously, this poster. Teacher, NO!)

Comments (15)
  1. (Waits for the floodgates of Hugh Jackman pees his pants jokes)

    But look at those veins on his guns!!
    He’d make a great heroin addict.

  2. subtle  |   Posted on Feb 26th, 2009 +17

    You just write this because you DON’T UNDERSTAND THE PAIN OF BEING A TEENAGE MUTANT!!!! Nobody understands! I can’t even update my blog with the poetry I write about my feelings because my claws destroyed the keyboard! I wish I was never mutated! I’ll be in my room….


  4. Doz  |   Posted on Feb 26th, 2009 +10

    I think someone just experienced his first cock lust! Oh Gabe! Such adorable sexual confusion!


  6. Rob  |   Posted on Feb 26th, 2009 +2

    Ok, poster’s not great, but the trailor looks amazing with Gambit and Wolverine.

  7. I always thought Angelina Jolie was really a mutant…

  8. Katie  |   Posted on Feb 26th, 2009 -3

    It’s really not that funny

  9. youtube headlines ruin all the jokes.

  10. This looks like an offshoot of Brokeback Mountain. Like Jack was leading Logan on when we all know he loved and belonged to Ennis.

  11. this poster goes out to the ladies. i mean, i know the poster is totally trite and boring, but who cares? hugh jackman is so hot. the gun show? i’ll direct him to the sweatpants isle any day.

  12. I think he’s howling at the moon, but do real wolverines actually howl at the moon or is that just wolves?

  13. Zack  |   Posted on Feb 26th, 2009 0

    This is actually taken from the scene where Wolverine screams cathartically as “Year of the Cat” plays on the soundtrack*.

    *taken from the _real_ worst movie of all time.

  14. Wolverine’s lover is hit by a truck but lives on in a vintage T-Bird?

    You’re telling me you don’t go see this movie?

    Wolverine meets and experiences a whirlwind romance with a sensitive older man while spending the summer after senior year in Paris?

    You’re telling me you don’t go see this movie?

    For fuck’s sake, Wolverine discovers his estranged mother’s journal in the attic and connects with her just as she’s diagnosed with terminal cancer, AND YOU’RE GOING TO TELL ME YOU DON’T GO SEE THIS MOVIE?!

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