It’s hard to put any qualifications on videos of tiny babies playing musical instruments as if they were talented adults on account of how they are ALL PERFECT, but I think we might all agree that, if were were to attempt to judge them there would be a few different elements of perfection to look out for, and they would be as follows:

  1. Silly faces while nailing more challenging parts of the song.
  2. The suggested idea of being “self-taught,” even if you, as a viewer, don’t really believe it because give me a break.
  3. An air of not really seeming like you even know where you are, because you are a baby.
  4. Tiny body.
  5. GLASSES.

Congratulations to this child for just nailing it in all the different agreed upon areas. You really did it. 30 minutes of extra TV time tonight. (Via DailyPicks.)

Comments (9)
  1. I love this kid, he is perfect, but I send no compliments to his mother for the name “Jaxon.”

    • I know, right? It’s as though he was the outcome of a Stupid Name-Off.

      Person 1: “My child’s first name will be somebody else’s last name!”

      Person 2: “Yeah, well, that plus it will be spelled incorrectly!”

  2. I’d rather see this kid in the Independence Day sequel rather than one of Will & Jada’s kids! JUST SAYYINN.

  3. from a person who’s been playing the drums twice as long as this guy has been alive, gotta say he’s off to one hell of a start.

  4. This is an amazing boy. If I ever get grandkids, I’m buying them all drum kits with matching sticks. And glasses whether they need them or not.

  5. My first big purchase with money I earned was a drum set (in high school). Sad to say, I never got anywhere near this good. This kid is impressive.

  6. You forgot to mention the 6th element of perfection: A runny nose.

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