Can you believe it’s been just SIX WEEKS since the world discovered Pensacola, Florida’s magnificent musician and music video star Mark Gormley? In that time, Mark’s videos have skyrocketed him to worldwide fame, and his phone has been ringing off the hook with offers from TV shows (most notably Jimmy Kimmel), concert bookers and fans from all over the world. But so far, Mark has remained above the fray, refusing all offers and giving just one interview, to the local show that launched him, in which he won our hearts all over again by claiming “I’m just little old me from Pensacola”.

But now he’s back with a new music video, “The Cries In Our Eyes.” As the Uncharted Zone VJs explain (with a “Mark Gormley Alert!”), the video is based on what could have happened if Mark hadn’t resisted the temptations of the fame machine.

Don’t miss the paparazzi — they show up at 3:40:

Right?? You know, as much as we would all like to share Mark Gormley, his videos, and, especially, his approach to life with the entire world, let’s pray he chooses not to do a reality show or anything crazy like that. Because fame does strange things to people, and we would all cry if our sweet Mark Gormley turned into an asshole. (However, if anyone in Pensacola is reading this and you see Mark around, please get your picture taken with him and send it to us!)

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Comments (7)
  1. That is classic Mark Gormley right there. I was worried that he would abandon the formula that worked so well now that he’s big time, but he just keeps keeping it real. Why is this not on Stereogum?

  2. subtle  |   Posted on Feb 25th, 2009

    I don’t know that he has remained “our sweet Mark Gormley.” Did you see the pointed look at the camera at 4:02 in? There was some rage there! Will Mark Gormley be the Kurt Cobain of the youtube community?!?

  3. i think Mark Gormley should be put on suicide watch. I’m scared for him and for the cries in his eyes.

  4. He’s a teacher right? I wonder how his students react to this & him now.

  5. Gmarley  |   Posted on Feb 26th, 2009

    If Mark Gormley isn’t the guy who sings the songs in the animated Hobbit movie, they need to re-dub that shit.

  6. Dylan Murray  |   Posted on Mar 14th, 2009

    This is actually quite good I enjoy it.

  7. Cornell  |   Posted on Mar 18th, 2009

    is that billy bob thornton doing the intro?

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