After the jump, you can watch a clip of Pat Buchanan, that old piece of crap, on The McLaughlin Group, answering the burning question: when will America elect a female president. His answer is “2040 or 2050″ which is kind of a great answer because it doesn’t really mean anything, but mostly, he goes on to explain, he just hopes that he’s dead by the time it happens. HA! What? This guy! Like, it’s totally fine to say that you don’t think the three or four leading female national political figures (and here I am thinking of Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Sarah Palin, and Michelle Bachmann, but please let me know if there are some other broads who should be on that list) would make good presidents and therefore you don’t think it could or should happen until we replenish the field with a new crop of candidates. That’s pretty specious, but fine. But to simply say that the very idea of a WOMAN being PRESIDENT makes you want to DIE is just very intelligent. Very smart idea. Women can’t be funny and they can’t be president. The reason you see more dudes as president isn’t because of our long history of patriarchal domination and legislated inequality between the sexes, it’s just because dudes are better at it. Get it through your lace heads, girls. Pat Buchanan! It’s weird that HE isn’t in charge of everything. America’s king.

In next month’s issue of Duh Aficionado magazine: Joe McLaughlin on the secret of staying so youthful and why they call him “Keep It Tight” Joe. (Via GotchaMedia.)

Comments (27)
  1. Now I have another reason to hope for a female President in the very near future.

  2. There’s not even going to be presidential election in 2050. Did he get a girl to do the math for him?

  3. wwat a blookhead.

  4. I hope he’s dead by the time it happens, too.

  5. The President of the United States …. IS A DUCK!?? Jim Carey has turds in his apartment, coming soon to theaters in FUCK YOU you’re going to see it anyway

  6. I don’t understand why he answers all of these stupid questions, but never responds when I ask him if he’s D.T.F.

  7. Oh great, Buchanan. If there is a woman president in 2050, everyone’ll blame her for the surprise upset of the first robot world cup win (presumably right before the great robot uprising (or at least the great robot soccer hooliganism)) . I see you end game, and mister, I don’t approve.

  8. I saw (Mc)Laughlin and flashed back to the horrors of that short lived, all singing and dancing casino drama starring Hugh Jackman – Viva Laughlin.

    Pat Buchanan is still worse than Hugh’s jazz hands.

  9. Somebody ask him how alive he wants to be when there’s a black president.

  10. You guys, there are like 4-5 days out of the month that a Lady President couldn’t protect us from bears. Think of the children!

  11. “With the Tannhauser Gate and Shoulder of Orion polling precincts closing, we can finally call this election our new replicant president… who is still not a woman.” — MSNBCNBCNNFOX Omnimedia — 2048

  12. I tried to make a hilarious comment about bears and menstrual blood, but it disappeared into the void. I blame the robots.

  13. Any mention of the McLaughlin Group is an excuse to direct people to this Andrew WK song:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KMV3dc2PbI

  14. Oh good, I’ve gotten being diminished out of the way early today. So much free time now. Maybe I’ll bake something!

  15. I’ll reserve judgement until I hear what Adam Corolla has to say about this.

  16. UGH why did I hit play and actually listen and watch as those words come out of his ugly head. Maybe I hoped it wasn’t as bad as it sounded?

  17. It’s kinda (what’s a word that means impressive but without the positive connotations?) how many bigotries Pat Buchanan manages to cram into one lifetime. Dude must have worked hard to be this much of a backwards-thinking dickhead.

  18. Having a conversation about changing gender roles in American society? Let’s keep this between everyone over the age of 86.

    • “America lost God’s favor when female swimgear rose to mid-calf. I remember that summer well; I was 37. A summer of shame and foreboding; of images still as sharp in my conscience — in all their horror — as if seared upon me by the spray of Satan’s ejaculate.”–Pat Buchanan.

      I am not sure this comment works. I’m tired. I didn’t even watch the video.

  19. More like Puke Barfchunkson.

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