When you go to the barbecue tomorrow, you’re going to need something to talk about with all of your friends. Here are a few suggestions:

  • Did you read my tweet about Nora Ephron?
  • Who is the most fuckable guest in the Best Exotic Marigold Hotel?
  • Did the Engineers in Prometheus create us just to punch us in the face?
  • Are you excited for the Malcolm in the Middle crossover on season 2 of Girls when Shoshanna dates Dewey?
  • What did your mom have to say about Anderson Cooper?
  • Isn’t anyone worried about Tom Cruise and his feelings in all of this?
  • Did you buy the official 90 dollar white t-shirt on Goop, asshole?

Enjoy all of your sparkling conversations and ribs.

Comments (40)
  1. Did you guys see the comment about Seth MacFarlane I posted on Videogum last week?

  2. Well it’s not like it’s JUST a white shirt. They added grosgrain piping!

  3. DId you guys hear about the new Tyler Perry movie, Tyler Perry’s Barbie Q?

  4. “Who is the most fuckable guest in the Best Exotic Marigold Hotel?”

    Allow me to answer this question with a Blingee:

  5. This is basically a list over every conversation I have ever had with a co-worker ever.

  6. Also:

    -Where do you get your ideas?

  7. Everyone be prepared for your grandmother to mention Andy Griffith three times; everyone under 35 be prepared for her to ask you if you even know who Andy Griffith is, like she just thought of a real good joke. Or maybe quit partying with your grandma.

  8. My mom is Anderson Cooper so ya burnt Gabe

  9. “Hey, would you like to watch a washed up pop singer shill for some large corporation before you and I discuss terrible fake-rap videos?”

  10. “Did you know those ‘kosher’ hot dogs aren’t really kosher?”

  11. “This is Scotland. Why are we having a barbeque? All our food is wet.”

  12. Where is everybody today? Did i forgot the queens birthday or something?

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