It’s the only thing anyone’s talking about. WHAT DOES IT MEAN FOR IT ALL? (Via Nevver.)
He looks hopped up on Duracells.
Probably wouldn’t even be a story if that was a white flashlight. Still racist, huh american media.
it looks like it was made in Mexico.
I saw George Clinton perform last night, and the SUSPICIOUS thing was some guy came out and started doing FLASHLIGHT, and I was all, where’s George Clinton? And then I was all, what that IS George Clinton because GEORGE CLINTON LOOKS LIKE THIS NOW!!!
Who is that?
Is he standing behind this non-white-bearded, normal-hat-wearing, rainbow hair-less guy?
It was so weird. People actually left the (free) concert because George Clinton “wasn’t there”
So nobody wanted to get funked up?
The fickle DCers wanted to be in bed before the healthcare ruling, I guess. The non-fickle DCers are actually pretty good concert goers. Here’s some vid from inside the tent: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSUfrxe1xD0
I was on the lawn outside the tent making it slightly harder, yet not impossible, to get funked up.
Was bootsy there? I see no star framed glasses in that video.
(unless he was similarly disguised)
They’re going to be even more suspicious when it turns out that it’s a Fleshlight.
Actually, that’s a mushroom.
I now have the song Fleshlight in my head. It’s by George Clinton.
Looks like my case load… *puts on sunglasses* …just got a little light.
Of course the flashlight is suspicious! Just off camera is a whole SWAT team ready to pounce when Hondo gives the word.
Just in case nobody knows, some crazy dude in phoenix has been building flashlight bombs that a couple of people have gotten mangled by.
Way to add a totally vital and also LAUGHTER KILLING detail to this story, you jerk!
Just kidding. That’s horrible D-:
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