It’s hard to keep track of all the celebrities coming out as heros lately (like remember when Mila Kunis did, for instance?) (VERY hard to keep track), but it’s important to take a moment and recognize each one for their beauty, bravery, and ability to not just stand by and let Non-Celebrities pass out on their lawn. Today’s celebrity hero is Jennifer Lawrence. From The Daily Mail:

It appears actress Jennifer Lawrence is just as heroic off-screen as she rushed to the aid of a sick woman yesterday.

The 21-year-old was standing outside her apartment complex in Santa Monica when a woman walking past suddenly collapsed on the grass.

Jennifer and a male bystander rushed to her aid and tried to rouse her before calling paramedics.
In the end, a group of six police officers and a paramedic turned up to assist the woman, who was later given the all-clear by medical staff.

Thank you, Jennifer Lawrence, and thank YOU, handsom-ish male bystander. It’s only too bad that you couldn’t at least offer to ride in the ambulance with the woman, seeing as there was no ambulance riding involved, that we know of. This puts you somewhere below Patrick Dempsey, on the level of, let’s say, Dustin Hoffman. Congratulations anyway! Though it is weird that — just like Patrick Dempsey AND Mila Kunis — this Celebrity Hero scenario kind of just came to your doorstep. A little suspicious, actually! If you’re going to stage an act of heroism you can at least do it on set, like Brad Pitt! Celebrities, take note! And keep up the good work! You’re all my heros!

Comments (21)
  1. Gwyneth Paltrow would just like everyone to know that she hasn’t hit anyone with her SUV recently.

  2. That’s a very, um, heroic angle the photographer captured there.

  3. “I knew I shouldn’t have worn my ugly track pants today!” – guy on left

  4. do you think these are just crazy people wanting to be rescued by celebrities?

  5. I’m just glad SIX police officers showed up otherwise I don’t know how this situation could have been handled.

  6. Is it just me or are Jennifer Lawrence’s arms COVERED in band aids?? What dark secrets is she hiding from her adoring public? It looks like she’s a measels vaccine addict.

  7. Are celebrities gods?

  8. By ‘newest Ryan Gosling’ I thought you meant ‘person you want to become besties with and maybe spoon every now and then’. This is cool too, although I remain open to the former, Jennifer Lawrence. Skype me!

  9. Oh please. Who HASN’T passed out on a lawn in Santa Monica? I’m there right now, typing from my phone.

  10. Excuse me, Christina Hendricks, I’m feeling … a little … woozy.

  11. TMZ should start running a special bus tour of spots where stars save normal people from danger. I would love to see Gabe write that up.

  12. Headline: Cupid Falls? Jennifer Lawrence Meets New Love Interest in Heroic Act

  13. RUE?! is….is that RUE?!

  14. Dammit! That guy stole my “wear sporty pajamas and hire someone to faint in front of Jennifer Lawrence while she is also wearing sporty pajamas” move.

    How could I possibly prove to her that we are soul mates now???

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