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AWWWWWWWWWW. But also WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT. No, nevermind. Don’t wait. I’m ready. This makes sense. A dog putting its footprints in cement outside of a gaudy tourist trap because of a movie not that many people probably even saw actually? Yes. SHOWBUZZZZZZ! Congratulations to Uggie who has worked so hard all these years for some recognition. You earned it. You and Danny Devito. Anyways, capture this photo of American Royalty being honored in a way that is reasonable and appropriate.
Winner will receive special mention in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. GOOD GIRL! (Via PopCultureBrain.)
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Gabe, don’t be an asshole. This is great.
Seriously, he’s wearing a bow tie! What is not to love?
“Who the fuck was Uggie?” — Everyone in the future
(The future starts any minute now.)
It started a minute ago when I thought, “Who the fuck is Uggie?” Assuming that I am part of a larger trend and not a lone genetic mutant from whom, some day, the larger trend will arise.
Perfect. Except I think I should be holding the absolute absence of Uggie in my hand. Get on that. But in all other ways, perfection.
He used his feet for the pawprints, but you do NOT want to know what he used to write ” Uggie ‘The Artist’ 6-25-12″
His tail?
the styllus from his agent’s Palm Pilot?
Yeah but his pawwriting is actually pretty good considering he doesn’t have thumbs.
Jean Dujardin is so pissed right now.
“oui”
Uggie’s all like “I don’t even know what a movie IS and they gave me one of these things, loser! Now go back to making movies Steve Carell will remake in two years.”
Charlton Heston just became the second best hunter on the walk of fame
i think you mean THIRD
“baconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbacon…”
Great, he’s next to Will Smith’s block. Can’t wait for THE Jam of Summer 2012, “Gettin Uggie With It!”
More like HollyWOOF !
Mugly won a contest too, but I guess it’s all about looks in Ol’ Hollywood.
Guys, I’m worried about Cosmo. I think he’s jealous
The movie was soooo much better than the Artist, although Uggie is cuter.
“More like Smuggie”-Cosmo.
It starts here and ends with a milk bone binge in Terry Richardson’s suite at the Chateau.
“Great, buddy. Now let’s try one with a gun in your mouth.”
Sorry, I downvoted you because I can’t look at his face without suffering rage blackouts.
I concur. This is a really funny joke but he just fills me with rage. Also: I’m REALLY glad we didn’t have to capture Lindsay Lohan with a gun in her mouth. Though my guess is that the winning joke would be something about a gun being the least creepy thing to go…
Never mind.
He is so awful. I’m going to look up more photos of Uggie in a tuxedo.
He looks so jaunty here, like he’s a gentleman adventurer.
Uggie, making Fetch happen….6-25-12.
After making the imprint, Uggie receives a standing apPAWS.
UGH.ie.
Sorry guys the HR lady at work had a bunch of laffy taffys in her candy jar. I guess they rubbed off on me.
Did they taste funny?
They missed a great opportunity to just have Uggie do three paw prints, the missing fourth being a back leg, and then putting that cement square next to a fire hydrant.
Wait, wait, wait. I should pee on it too, right?
“This took me five and a half hours to complete. Where the hell is my treat?”
Shit, I just realized that rhymed. Please disqualify my entry.
Dog marks territory.
“I get no respect, I tell ya” ~Lassie
After party at the wooftop bar!
“Nicklebark Lyrics.”
Poor Blue. Years of clues and still no recognition.
“This is definitely more for my master and my fans than it is for me. I can’t read or write, and I definitely can’t see the color red. I’m just grateful for the little things- My walks, my food, my napping spots, and getting my head petted and tummy rubbed.” -Uggie, Class Act
So informal. They should have put his full name on there. Ugbert.
“Bitches gonna line up for me after this.”
“I’d like to snort coke off that ass.” (Because dogs sniff each others’ butts and actors do coke, get it?)
Got it. It was pretty on the nose.
I was sad for a second there because I thought that was just a burn. Now I applaud because it was an EXCELLENT burn.
I was only going for the play on words. I’m usually so late to the show when people on here start doing that. No burn meant for realsies!
“Uggie enjoys his fifteen minutes of fame, which, to him, is 105 minutes.”
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Everything is possible? Everything? What about older women and older men paying all of eachother’s needs. Huh? How about that, Cessy? Ha, I’d like to see that happen.
I am hoping for a perpetual motion machine at one of these agelover parties. YOU SAID EVERYTHING CESSY. I DEMAND PERPETUAL MOTION. AND ALSO A KITTEN. AND WHAT THE HELL, TILDA SWINTON PLAYING RAGTIME ON A BANJO.
That date means nothing to Uggie. He’s french so he’s DD/MM/YY not MM/DD/YY. He must be so confused as there is no 25th month.
“Don’t these people realize I’m just a dog?”
“This is for Nora Ephron, a huge influence on my work. R.I.P., Nora.”
This is nice, but whose leg do you have to hump to get an Oscar around here?
So now Uggie’s “The Artist”? What an asshole.
Old school Hollywood dude – can’t we just enjoy it? Remember how Rin Tin Tin was supposed to receive the first sort of Oscar? Remember when Shirley Temple received an honorary Oscar that was child sized? Remember when C3PO, R2D2 and Darth Vader (big, fyi) got to put their footprints in the ground at Grauman’s?
What I’m more concerned about is TMZ trash. Is that the real Uggie? I heard Uggie has a medical condition and a duplicate Uggie has been put in his or her place. Now that is tragic people.
What’s worse here in California is that it takes about 3000 bucks and knowing the right people to get a star on Hollywood Blvd.
Cement at Grauman’s – or whatever dot com owns it now, belongs to actual movie stars, and yes, fucking R2 totes belongs all you naysayers! Sniff!