Somehow this news has been around for at least 48 hours already and I have yet to receive an AP Alert on my mobile phone about it, which is so upsetting because, you know, I just don’t know why I even have push notifications enabled when it CONTINUES to yet me down. But I guess it does only feel right that a treat such as this should be saved for a Friday — the day to celebrate things — anyway, sooooo. ENTOURAGE: THE MOVIE WILL PROBABLY BE COMING SOON! From CNN:

“As far as the status of the movie, I guess I could say it’s looking good and there is potential,” he told CNN last fall. “But in this business that really doesn’t mean much until you’re on set and you’re shooting.”

Well, Mark Wahlberg has news for Ferrara and fans of the show. The “Entourage” producer – and the inspiration behind the Vinny Chase story – told CNN over the weekend that the film should arrive sooner rather than later.

“['Entourage' creator] Doug Ellin is actually right now writing the script as we speak,” Wahlberg said, also mentioning that he hopes the potential “Entourage” movie could be ready for a 2013 summer release. “He’s finally started writing and hopefully it won’t take too long now.”

ACTUALLY RIGHT NOW WRITING THE SCRIPT AS WE SPEAK? Is he done yet? How long does it take to write a script for a movie, like three hours? The movie is only going to be, at the very most, about an hour and 45 minutes, and then you have to write in the action too so that will probably take another hour, so I’m not sure why it would take him any longer than that. Take away his cell phone! No cocaine dessert until Doug Ellin finishes the script! Let’s get the ball rolling on this classic!

Comments (17)
  1. I bet this movie almost doesn’t get made but then everything works out in the end.

  2. Aren’t these guys in their 50s already?

  3. Turtle will become a ninja turtle after he eats radioactive pizza to bring the kids in

  4. Jerry Ferrara is clearing his busy schedule of attending Knicks games and being interviewed about the Knicks by reporters who cover the Knicks for MSG.

    • Kevin Dillon is clearing his busy schedule of being on a cbs tv show no one watched and reminding people he wasn’t in There’s Something About Mary

  5. sure, writing the script takes 3 hours, but finding porn stars to make cameos and finding Jeremy Piven an excuse to get out of a play take time.

  6. I finished, you guys.

    EXT. HOLLYWOOD STREETS- DAY

    The boys walk down the street.

    Drama: Haha, E. You’re such a pussy.

    E: At least I get pussy, unlike Turtle.

    Turtle: Shut up. I get plenty of pussy.

    Vince: Everyone calm down. I will get you all pussy.

    Drama: You’re the best, bro.

    Ari (running in): Did someone say pussy? Are we talking about E?

    Everyone laughs.

    FADE OUT

  7. Guys, does anyone know when they’ll start airing episodes of Johnny Bananas? I’ve been furiously writing in to TV Guide demanding answers, but so far my efforts have been fruitless. The people need to know, that show looked hilarious. Let’s tackle one unsolved Entourage mystery at a time; then we can get back to the movie that will answer all of our burning questions from the finale.

  8. Alex Vermitsky  |   Posted on Jun 22nd, 2012 +5

    Vinny Chase stars as a struggling denim artist. Turtle is not right for the part of his best friend.

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