It’s getting harder and harder to keep up with all of the Mssrs. Cool Disguise these days! Everyone wants to get in on the act. Alec Baldwin, of course, is trying to avoid the PAPS (I call them “paps” now. Follow Harvey Levin on Twitter) after his violent run in with a photographer earlier this week. Alec Baldwin seems cool, right guys? Pretty cool dude. Most of the stories you hear about him you’re just like, oh awesome, and it makes you want to hear all the stories we don’t even get to know about! They’re fun, I’m sure. And now check him out: so sly. “Put a towel on it.” Have you noticed that not a single Mr. Cool Disguise’s disguise has ever stopped photographers from taking their picture? They just end up having their picture taken in their dumb disguise. Plan b? Anybody want to work on a plan b? Mel? Charlie? No? Just cool disguises all day. (Via Gothamist.)

Comments (32)
  1. It’s a gh-gh-gh-ghooost!

  2. That lady’s not fooled in the first photo.

  3. This is going to backfire when Pacman tries to eat him.

  4. Wait, are we sure this is Alec Baldwin? We should rule out the obvious and make sure this is not a ghost before jumping to conclusions.

  5. maybe he just got confused while trying to put sheets on the bed

  6. I have a question:

    Is the woman on the right Mr. Baldwin’s Extra Suit Carrying Assistant? If so, cool! I didn’t even know that was a thing!

  7. Finally, Hollywood listened to my letters and they’re making Beetlejuice 2!

  8. The only way this disguise can get any cooler: eyeholes

  9. Alex Vermitsky  |   Posted on Jun 20th, 2012 -7

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  10. I’m not going to DISGUISE (LOL) my feelings for this segment at all; The Mr/Mrs Cool Disguise running gag is a top three Videogum feature. Gets me every time.

  11. This is your boyfriend: a guy who would rather walk around with sheets over his head than get in trouble for punching more people.

  12. Maybe you all are just jaded, but you know, if I had seen a ghost at your ages I would have been scared out of my wits.

  13. Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Mr. Cool Disguise knows!

  14. this paparazzi stuff has clearly got him down. although we can [threa] count on him to Bounce back, let’s not sheet all over him.

  15. Maybe he needed a disguise because paparazzi found him when he was 30 Blocks from his house. Get it? It sounds like 30 Rock, the show he’s in. That’s why you’re upvoting me right now.

  16. I think he’s just dressing up as Blanket Jackson for a party

  17. Jack Donaghy would not be caught dead in that towel. It doesn’t even look soft?

  18. Jack Donaghost.

  19. I’m not scared of sheets, Alec Baldwin. Are you gross under there? Are you Night of the Living Dead under there? Like all bloody veins and pus?

  20. Sometimes I wish I lived in either NYC or LA so I could spot a new Mr/Mrs Cool Disguise in action.

  21. I can sympathize. I also have a lot of trouble folding fitted sheets.


  23. Just disguise your self as Stephan or Daniel.

  24. It would be helpful (anonymity-wise) if Mr. Baldwin wasn’t giving the photographer the finger (under the sheet) in the second picture.

  25. #elephantmanjokes

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