Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, guyyyyyyyyyyyyyyys? You know, there are obvious things that are “funny” about this video, but if that really was a mushroom instead of a rubber vagina I would still think it was weird that they put it in a tub of water and had everyone in town come over to poke it with their fingers. And then that story made the nightly news. “Did you hear about the mushroom they found? You know, on the news?!” The sex part is actually kind of the least of it. People have sex with stuff and bury it in the woods all the time. Snooze. (Via Reddit.)

Comments (15)
  1. I have the SAME explanation for my parents when they find these things on their visits!

  2. Videogum Everywhere’s new mission is to get all of us fired, isn’t it?

  3. That’s the problem the news these days. Too many fluff pieces while not one Wall Street dildo is in furry handcuffs.

  4. The loin is cooked perfectly, very tender. I’m not sure I’m getting a ton of extra flavor from that marinade, though.

  5. Oh dear, the reporter said TOO many funny things, but my favorite is definitely “I hope everyone can tune in tomorrow for our follow up report.” I want to see that report SO MUCH.

  6. i suppose this is what happens when you don’t have free access to the internet. My great grandfather found what he thought was a rubber mallet and built a log cabin with it. the tool stayed in our family for generations, only to discover in 1993 via Netscape that it was a rubber sexfist.

  7. way to play it off, 80 year old elder.

  8. So THAT’S what Uncle Larry meant when he said he was going to dig a hole to China.

  9. Ew. Guys, don’t touch it! You all have no idea on whom it’s been.

  10. You know what? This is adorable. That whole village has NO idea. None! The thing that jumped into their heads when they saw it was “Hmm, nature is amazing”, not “Ugh, people are gross”. I love this whole village.

  11. If I’ve learned anything from Prometheus, it’s not a good idea to touch that thing. It could break your arm and then mouth-rape you.

  12. This story is hilarious. I just wrote about it on my website: http://www.playsexlove.com/fungus-or-sex-toy/. Thank you for sharing!

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