I have to believe that the answer to the question posed in the title is, “I don’t have a dream public marriage proposal scenario because when someone asks me to spend the rest of their life with them, I’d rather it be quiet, private display of love and real intention rather than a loud, public display of not-so-good dancing,” but HEAR ME OUT. The following video is of a public marriage proposal centered around a large group of little girls dancing in some sort of public square to some sort of pop song medley. It’s 8 minutes long, and there is no way I’m going to watch all of those 8 minutes, so maybe it’s explained at the end, but my question is: WHO WANTS THAT PUBLIC MARRIAGE PROPOSAL? Not to be a jerk! I’m sure it is lovely for these people and the two adults in the scenario are in love and very happy and I wish them the best, but. A large group of little girls dancing? And then your future husband stands in the middle of them and asks you to marry him? In front Starbucks and everybody? I don’t know. People want what they want, maybe this is what this lady wanted. But my question is: What would YOU want? If you had to be proposed to in public so the whole Internet could see? My dream scenario + a million little girls dancing after the jump.
I am on the set of Breaking Bad and Aaron Paul says, “STOP THE CAMERAS!” And everyone’s like, “Whaaaat?” And then, in his Jesse Pinkman clothing, he says, “Kelly, I’m not sure if you know who I am, but I’ve been in love with you for my whole life. Will you marry me?” And everyone applauds. And then I nod from afar and then we run into each other’s arms and I say, “Yes, of course I know who you are!” And then we get married later, and our wedding is classic but with our own spin on it, and our wedding song is “Fluorescent Half Dome” by Dirty Projectors. Awwwwwwwww! (Via ViralViral.)