Hey! Have you guys seen Wes Anderson’s Moonrise Kingdom yet? Have you seen the trailer? Want to see when it’s playing at a theater near you, which will probably be after the nation-wide release date, June 29? Want to win this VERY GOOD Moonrise Kingdom prize package, featuring a Fandango gift card, and then go see Moonrise Kingdom using your Fandango gift card? Sounds perfect:

  • $25 Fandango Gift card
  • T-Shirt
  • Patches (set of two)
  • Cooler
  • Canteen
  • Soundtrack

Ahhhh! One of you has the chance to win those things, and then ANOTHER ONE of you has the chance to win the same package, except without the Fandango gift card. Which is still a great prize pack! WOWOWOW! This is honestly a very good giveaway — we’re all very excited about this giveaway. Great job to everyone involved. After the jump, find out how to win and see a picture of the stuff!

In order to win:

  1. “Like” us on Facebook.
  2. Login to Videogum with your Facebook account.
  3. Comment with your favorite quote from a Wes Anderson movie. Or just a quote that you know from a Wes Anderson movie.

Once again a VERY exciting comment contest! Comments must be submitted here by logging in with your Facebook account by Thursday, June 21st, 6PM EST. You can still play along if you just want to comment with your Videogum commenter account, but you can’t win! Only with your Facebook. I’m sorry. Also, you’ll be notified that you won through a Facebook message so WATCH OUT and PLEASE ONLY COMMENT ONCE! A winner will be chosen at random.

Comments (143)
  1. “I love you too, but I’m going to mace you in the face.”

  2. Margaret McGill  |   Posted on Jun 15th, 2012 +5

    “I saved latin, what did you ever do?”

  3. “On the run from Johnny Law. Ain’t no trip to Cleveland.” Bottle Rocket is still my favorite, and I say that line all the time. Along with “Please stop belittling me,” from TRT.

  4. the shooting script for Rushmore is too long to fit in the comment box.

  5. “Why is your cousin such a wet sandwich?”

    Please know this can also be substituted with any single line from “Fantastic Mr. Fox” which, I’m pretty sure at this point, is my favourite movie.

  6. Ugh, I want to enter this contest but I don’t want to use my FB Connect since it seems like it’s a slippery slope that has caused other Monsters a lot of heartache (i.e. Frank Lloyd Wrong and lilbobbytables.)

  7. “That’s the last time you put a knife in me! You hear me?!”

  8. “Nice nurse’s uniform, guy.”
    “These are O.R. scrubs.”
    “Oh, ARE they?”

  9. “Look at these assholes”

  10. “Nice nurse’s uniform, guy.”
    “These are OR scrubs.”
    “O, R they?!”

    Anyone being condescending to the lesser Wilson is a winner in my book.

  11. “Bob, just because you’re a fuck-up… doesn’t mean you’re not my brother.”

  12. some guy: “youre in the army right?”
    “no. i just have short hair” – my boyfriend, dignan.

  13. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I’m going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome. “

  14. “Whistle Whistle Click Click” – Fantastic Mr. Fox.

  15. “Maybe I’m spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks.”

  16. William F Hattar  |   Posted on Jun 15th, 2012 +4

    “Son of a bitch, I’m sick of these dolphins.”

  17. “Everyone check for leeches. I’m the only one who got hit? That’s weird.”

  18. Marcus Leyba  |   Posted on Jun 15th, 2012 +2

    “Excuse me? Am I being flirted with by a psychotic rat.”

  19. Hell of a damn grave. Wish it were mine.

  20. “No. I can’t give you full credit, but I’m not gonna flunk you either. You’re all getting incompletes.”
    “This is bullshit.”
    I think about this quote often, being an actual intern.

  21. “Son of a b*tch, I’m sick of these dolphins.”

  22. “Well tell that stupid mick he just made my list of things to do today.”

  23. Why are you so bald?

  24. “what this book presupposes is: Maybe he didn’t?”

  25. I always wanted to be in one of your fuckin’ plays.

  26. You’re not listening. I didn’t just *like* it. You understand?

  27. “For some of you it doesn’t matter. You were born rich and you’re going to stay rich. But here’s my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can’t buy backbone. Don’t let them forget it.”

  28. “I’ve never seen so many electric jellyfish in all my life!”

    • I just want to say that I should get extra points because I’m dressed as a character from the movie I’m quoting in my profile pic…

  29. “Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin’ the cemetery?” – Royal Tenenbaum

  30. Bob: Why is there tape on your nose?
    Dignan: Exactly!

  31. “O.R. they?”

  32. “Done.”
    “Good, very good. (chuckles) My goodness, how interesting…how BIZARRE.”

    Oh, Dudley.

    “I’m not colorblind, am I?”
    “I’m afraid you are.”

  33. “Anne-Marie, do all the interns get Glocks?”
    “No, they all share one.”

  34. Linda Ann  |   Posted on Jun 15th, 2012 +3

    My favorite quote: Magnus: “Why don’t you just piss off, Fischer, ya dotty wee skidmark?” Max Fischer: “Is that latin?” Lol!

  35. what this book presupposes is, maybe he didn’t?

  36. “exactly” (with nose tape)

  37. “I think I’m in love with Margot.”
    “Margot Tenenbaum?”

  38. Dear Max, I am sorry to say that I have secretly found out that Mr. Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross. My first suspicions came when I saw them Frenching in front of our house. And then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr. Blume’s swimming pool, giving each other handjobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch.

  39. You really think it’s cool or you to hit the sauce with a bun in the oven?

  40. “Why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone’s *not* a genius? Do you especially think I’m *not* a genius? …You didn’t even have to think about it, did you?”

  41. Bob Mapplethorpe, potential get-away driver: go!

  42. Steve Zissou: Don’t point that gun at him, he’s an unpaid intern.

  43. Alex Lane  |   Posted on Jun 15th, 2012 +1

    Uzi Tenenbaum: Who’s your father?
    Chas: His name is Royal Tenenbaum.
    Ari: You told us he was already dead.
    Chas: Yeah, well, now he’s really dying.

  44. This just made my list of things to do today.

  45. “So tell me Curly, how do you know Miss Cross?”
    “We went to Harvard together.”
    “Oh that’s great. I wrote a hit play and directed it, so I’m not sweating it either.”

  46. “My top schools where I want to apply to are Oxford and the Sorbonne. My safety’s Harvard.”

  47. “I need to find a baby for this father.”
    “Yeah, I think I know what you mean.”

  48. I’m going to find it and I’m going to destroy it. I don’t know how yet. Possibly with dynamite.


  50. “Do you remember how I got into this school?”
    “You wrote a play.”
    “That’s right. Second grade. A little one-act about Watergate.”

  51. “Really? Never seen Seinfeld? The slap bass? Something like puaa-puaa-puaaa-puaaaaa chk ah tn tn tss”

  52. “Can the boy tell time?”
    “Oh, my Lord, no.”

  53. Logging in with Facebook has messed me up before, but I really need that corkscrew.
    My quote is from Hotel Chevalier and it is from the Natalie Portman character:

  54. “I wonder if the three of us would’ve been friends in real life. Not as brothers, but as people. “

  55. Well, you see, Wildcat was written in a kinda obsolete vernacular… Wildcat… Wild… Cat…. Pwrrrror

  56. Don’t point a gun at him, he’s an unpaid intern!

  57. need that corkscrew

  58. ” I like your nurse’s uniform, guy.”

  59. “Yeah, I’ll have one of those.”

  60. “Well I want to die.”

  61. Why are you wearing pajamas? Do you live here?

    Royal Tenembaums always a fav !

  62. Brian Morgan  |   Posted on Jun 15th, 2012 +1

    I promise, I will never be your friend. No matter what. Ever.

  63. “Did you ever have touch to lose, man?”

  64. “Let’s shag ass.”

  65. “I love you, but you don’t know what you’re talking about.”
    -Sam, Moonrise Kingdom
    (I already saw it, do I get extra points or something)

  66. Jack: Wouldn’t it be great if we heard a train go by in the distance?
    Peter: Not really.
    Francis: It’d probably be annoying.

  67. “I only remember certain details, but from what I’ve been able to reconstruct, it was raining, I was going about 50 miles an hour as I went into a corner, did some wrong steering, wheels went out from me, and suddenly, “Whoo”, skidded off the road, slammed into a ditch and got catapulted 50 feet through the air. Little particles of glass and debris were stinging my face as I flew. And for a second, there was just total silence. Just… Then BAM! The bike crashed to the ground, exploded and caught on fire, and then I smashed into the side of a hill with my face. I was driving home. I live alone right now. Anyway, two joggers ran up and started digging out all the dirt that was jammed inside my mouth and my nose and my ears. My brain had stopped, and my heart had stopped, so technically I was dead at this point. They did all the procedures exactly right, as a result of which I’m still alive.”

    Francis – The Darjeeling Limited

  68. “I saved Latin, what did you ever do?”

  69. “I think we’re just gonna to have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that” – Bonus points for being said by Videogum’s favorite actress.

    • I seem to have the opposite problem to everyone else where Facebook connect refuses to reveal my true identity… (and I’m now seriously hoping that fact doesn’t reverse with this comment, thereby ruining EVERYTHING)

  70. “Peter, you can not abandon your wife just because she’s pregnant.”

  71. “Be STILL, Cody!”

  72. “Immediately after making this statement, Royal realized that it was true.”

  73. Chris Huss  |   Posted on Jun 15th, 2012 0

    “who the shit is kingsley zissou?”

  74. If you’re gonna cuss with somebody, you’re not gonna cuss with me, you little cuss!

  75. [Henry has gathered the family into Royal's room]
    Henry Sherman: Pagoda has something to say.
    Pagoda: [points at Royal] He has a cancer.
    Henry Sherman: No, he doesn’t. I know what stomach cancer looks like. I’ve seen it. And you don’t eat three cheeseburgers a day with french fries if you got it. The pain is excruciating.
    Royal: How would you know?
    Henry Sherman: My wife had it. Not only is there no Dr. McClure at Colby General, there is no Colby General. It closed in 1974.
    Royal: [getting out of bed] Aw, shit, man.
    Pagoda: Oh, shit, man.

  76. No one spoke at the funeral. Father Petersen’s leg had not yet mended. But it was agreed among them that Royal would have found the event ‘most satisfactory.’

  77. “I don’t think you’re an asshole, Royal. I just think you’re kind of a son of a bitch.” – Henry Sherman (Danny Glover)

  78. Four minutes, forty-eight seconds. We’re all dead. Burned to a crisp.

  79. You know I’m not big on apologizing. So I’ll just skip it if it’s all the same to you.

  80. Let’s go have a drink and smoke a cigarette.

  81. “Cody! Be still!” — Alistair Hennesy

  82. “I love you, but you have no idea what you’re talking about.” Sam Shakusky

  83. That whistle thing that Fantastic Mr. Fox does

  84. Jiminy Cricket. He flew the coop! – Scout Master Ward

  85. “You know, you really are… fantastic.”- Bottle Rocket (jK BroOOOSkiiIIsSsss!!!!1!!

  86. ‘If you’re gonna cuss with somebody, you’re not gonna cuss with me, you little cuss!” – (Badger, “Fantastic Mr. Fox”)

  87. “Here, put this bandit hat on.”

  88. “That’s a bad song, Petey. You wrote a bad song!”

  89. Oh are they?

  90. MAX: Were you in The Shit? BLUME: Yes, I was in The Shit.

  91. “I promise I will never be your friend. No matter what. Ever.”

  92. Redemption? Sure. But in the end, he’s just another dead rat in a garbage pail behind a Chinese restaurant.

  93. “Of course it’s dark, it’s a suicide note. “

  94. That was pure wild animal craziness.

  95. “Do the interns get Glock?”
    “No. they all share one.”

  96. Why a fox? Why not a horse, or a beetle, or a bald eagle? I’m saying this more as, like, existentialism, you know? Who am I? And how can a fox ever be happy without, you’ll forgive the expression, a chicken in its teeth?

    I don’t know what you’re talking about, but it sounds illegal.

    *From Fantastic Mr. Fox*

  97. Don’t point that gun at him, he’s an unpaid intern!

  98. What happened to your face?

  99. Do you have bigger bags..for atlases or dictionaries…sir?

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