ATTENTION HUMANS! YOU HAVE PREVIOUSLY RECEIVED WARNINGS OF A BLOODY, SOULLESS TERRESTRIAL ROBOT UPRISING THAT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN IN PROGRESS IN THE PAST. STAY ON WATCH FOR THE TERRESTRIAL ROBOT UPRISING. IN THE MEANTIME DO BE AWARE THAT THE ROBOTS HAVE DEVELOPED THE SKILLS NECESSARY FOR AQUATIC TRAVEL. THIS BRINGS WITH IT GREAT DANGER FOR THE HUMAN POPULATION! THERE IS NO PLACE LEFT TO HIDE! DANGER! DANGER! DANGER! MAKE PEACE WITH WHICHEVER GREATER SPIRIT YOU BELIEVE IN. MAKE PEACE WITH YOUR ESTRANGED LOVED ONES. OUR TIME ON THIS PLANET WAS BRIEF BUT BEAUTIFUL, UNTIL IT TURNED UGLY. TERRIBLY UGLY. YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE WORST YET. DO WHAT YOU CAN AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE! WE DO NOT HAVE TIME TO WASTE!

Actually though, to be honest, it looks like we might have some time. Doesn’t seem like the strongest swimmer. (Via Neatorama.)

Comments (6)
  1. This is either good (Yay! Robots and Cthulhu are too busy fighting each other to wage war on humanity!) or terrible (Oh no! Cthulhu and the Robots are teaming up to destroy humanity) or a travesty of unthinkable proportions (OH NO CTHULHU AND ROBOTS ARE HAVING A DELIGHTFUL TEA PARTY AND HUMANITY IS NOT INVITED). You be the judge.

  2. Shit, maybe we need Battleship after all.

  3. This syncs up surprising well with the theme to Baywatch: http://youtubedoubler.com/4kta

  4. I’m not worried about this one. There is much scarier shit in the sea.

  5. You know I don’t remember the terminator being tethered to a ceiling crane and computer bank. The robot uprising ain’t doing shit until they work that out.

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