It’s not as if we wake up everyday hoping that Kirsten Stewart will have had an interview with someone, during which she said something completely ridiculous. It’s not as if we look for it specifically, or keep it in the back of our minds while scrolling through our Google Readers. We don’t particularly WANT it to exist, we don’t WANT to find it. But here it is, so often — Kristen Stewart saying something. Just anything. Anything she says. And here we are — not being able to keep ourselves from sharing it. This world, man. Who even knows. From Vanity Fair:

“I have been criticized a lot for not looking perfect in every photograph,” Kristen Stewart tells Vanity Fair contributing editor Ingrid Sischy in July’s cover story. “I get some serious shit about it. I’m not embarrassed about it. I’m proud of it. If I took perfect pictures all the time, the people standing in the room with me, or on the carpet, would think, What an actress! What a faker! That thought embarrasses me so much that I look like shit in half my photos, and I don’t give a fuck. What matters to me is that the people in the room leave and say, ‘She was cool. She had a good time. She was honest.’ I don’t care about the voracious, starving shit eaters who want to turn truth into shit.

Right. She was cool. She had a good time. She was honest. Goodnight!

Comments (33)
  1. You can tell she’s cool and edgy and real because of all the gratuitous profanity.

  2. Judging from that response, I guess the Vanity Fair reporter finally asked the question we’ve all been thinking: “Why’s your face always look like that?”

  3. Unfortunately for her street cred, she really knocked the “fashionably holding a ridiculous dog” pose out of the park.

  4. Wait, when has she not looked perfect in a picture? Where can I find these? She can say and do anything she wants. She is my precious.

  5. maybe Don Draper should let her drive his car. that’d cheer her up.

  6. She really is the worst. Not cool, not honest, just the worst.

  7. Voracious shit eater..

  8. Am I the only one who routinely confuses Kristen Stewart with French Stewart?

  9. I think on the day of that interview her dictionary word of the day was “shit.”

  10. She doesn’t want people to look at her and say “What an actress!” Umm Kristen, I don’t think you’re in danger of that ever happening.

  11. At least she’s not Gwyneth Paltrow.

  12. There is nothing worse than a 22-year old who thinks she has life figured out. I wonder if she’ll still have such a sneer-y face when she’s 45?

  13. Is everyone still pretending that she’s dating RPatzzzzzzzz?

    And that she’s prettier than Charlize Theron?

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