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It’s summer, basically, and you all know what that means: IT’S CLUB TIME! Time to go to clubs. Time to get on your best club gear, grab a few of your best buds, find the hottest spot, drive there (I’m sure), park your car, walk to the club, get in line, show the bouncer your ID whenever you get to the front of the line, get into the club, be given your complimentary helmet + knee pads, be ushered toward the center of the club, pick out your favorite string of lights, wrap your body in the string of lights, find an outlet, plug yourself in, pick up a newspaper from the newspaper kid, fill out the form, grab a snack from the table, and start dancing. CLUBS! We all know what they are and what you do inside of them. But the question is: Do we know HOW to do what you do inside of them (dance)? Probably not! I’m sure most of us look very foolish while we’re dancing in the club, covered in what is sure to be the least stylish lights option, but luckily a young gentleman has put together a video of some cool moves you can practice at home before venturing out into your city’s nightlife. Check it out, LMFAOs!
Yup! Those are a lot of the good ones, but he left out a few that I’ll try to explain for you here:
- The Hat Dance: Pretend you have a hat on while you dance. Remember: don’t knock off your hat!
- The Magazine: Dance how your favorite magazine would dance. (Tip: See if you can meet a friend who is dancing like a magazine you like.)
- The Summer Fling: This one takes two! Have a friend (or more than a friend) throw you as far as they can across the dance floor. Once you land, take a bow, tip your imaginary hat, and begin The Hat Dance.
- The One-Legger: Stand on one leg, bending and extending your other leg as many times as you can and also as fast as you can.
- The Duplass: Do your best Mark Duplass face.
- The More Sand: Remember to bring your own sand for this one, unless you’re going to a “Sand Club.”
I’m sure there are a bunch that even I don’t know! (Via TheDailyWhat.)
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Definitely gonna pull these moves out in da club this weekend. Gonna be all “BOOM! You all just got served! Surprise, there’s a taco here to see you!”
Reminds me of this , but with slightly worse music.
My personal favorite is The Morrissey where everyone kind of looks at the ground, shuffles around and tries not to touch anyone else. Or The Dougie.
In my version of The Dougie my dear friend Doug and I each go to bars in our respective cities and talk on the phone to each other because we live really far apart. It’s a really sad dance.
How is this thread not flooded with dancing gifs already?
Btw, these are the only two moves I need. It works best if you have two or more people, and what you do is everybody starts at the edge of the dance floor, then herkey jerky dances to the middle, and once everyone’s together you shake it, shake it, shake it on out.
Thanks for these!! They’ll come in handy at the avatar’s high school graduation party. He’ll think I’m so cool.
Obviously he posted this after his How to Keep Your Room Very Clean and Uncluttered video.
“God, my apartment’s a mess…” – me, the entire time watching this
For my favorite move, the “crowded club” you need some friends and a pretty empty dance floor. You get your friends to dance around you while you try to push them aside and say things like “crowded club! just tryin’ to get a drink!”
NO SPRINKLER OR DRAMATIC DICE ROLL? This video is a travesty to (my) dance moves EVERYWHERE!
I think “Problematic” and “VIP” may have been modeled after my former college roommates.
I like the part where he’s holding my favorite brand of vinegar and pretending it’s alcohol.
horrible thing is i’ve seen all these dances done by douchey guys in the clubs and it always makes me drink heavier. oh and what about dry humping? is that not a dance, because a lot of people seem to think it is.
Thought this guy’s bed was a hospital bed at first glance, which made my first thought: “He’s recovering from something quite well.”