Hey, you scary little thing! Do they not have pens in HELL? WHERE YOU AND ALL OTHER SPIDERS CAME FROM? You kind of cute little terrifying dummy! Grow a brain! (Via BlameItOn.)

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  1. Maaan, if this guy hadn’t been fucking with that spider so much, I’ll be he would have been home in time to save his Uncle Ben from being killed by a mugger.

  2. That progression of events gave me anxiety.

  3. I would honestly rather watch this than any Spiderman movie.

  4. Ugh that spider is going to go home to his mom and tell on you and then your going to get murdered by spiders.

  5. I believe there’s an allegory to be made between that spider and the 99%, but I left my abacus in my other jacket so I can’t be certain.

  6. In the end though, the spider realizes it’s been caught up in an imagined prison all along and takes a leap of faith across the borders, finally breaking free to see before it nothing but a plain white piece of paper.

    “Whoa.” – The spider

  7. Imagine this from the spider’s perspective: You’re just scuttling along, minding your own business. Suddenly this vast tower of utter incomphrensibility plunges towards the ground and starts constructing an enormous prison out of thin air for reasons you cannot possibly even begin to understand.

    That’s right, we’re Cthullhu.

  8. That spider just broke so many mother’s backs.

  9. That video reminded me uncomfortably of my own life. (Hint: I don’t relate so much to the guy with the pen.)

  10. God. They aren’t stupid. They’re evil geniuses and you’re all falling for their brilliant plan. WELL NOT ME. Fuck that. I know what’s going to happen. I’m going to run into a Brown Recluse one day (the most evil of all spiders everywhere) and I’m going to have so much confidence, armed with a pen and a piece of blank bristol paper, and I’m going to start drawing and the spider will tease me at first ‘ohhhh, what’s up with these lines, hmmmm how do I…’ and then it’s going to LATCH ON TO MY FACE AND SUCK OUT MY SOUL AND KILL MY FAMILY AND EAT THE LAST PIECE OF PIZZA AND EMAIL MY LAPTOPS INTERNET BROWSING HISTORY TO ALL OF MY COWORKERS AND LEAVE THE FRIDGE OPEN AND DESTROY MY TIME MACHINE BLUEPRINTS AND PROTOTYPES AND EMPTY THE VACUUM CLEANER ON MY FLOOR seriously, spiders are the worst.

    • i had a brown recluse thrown at me once… i swear to god i totally did a video-game like double jump. i kid you not , i jumped up and managed to jump again in mid air on absolutely nothing. I DO NOT FUCK AROUND WITH GRAVITY WHEN IT COMES TO SPIDERS!!!

  11. the music improved the quality of this video by like, 1000%.

  12. I have been noticing a ridiculous amount of spiders in the last two weeks.

    One was hanging out of my tea cup. I was done with my tea, but seriously, a spider on my tea cup?!

    I was walking out of my office and almost ran my face directly into a spider descending from the ceiling.

    Last week, on one night, I spotted at least 3 spiders that looked identical, leading me to believe there is a spider nest somewhere in our building.

    Over the weekend, I saw a terrifying thick black spider at the gas station, and then the same type in the hallway in our building.

    Why are there so many damn spiders right now? I thought spider season was in the fall.

  13. I was hoping that the camera would slowly pan away and we would see the guy had been drawing a giant spider without even realizing it.

  14. In fairness, if this was a kafka story featuring a human turned into a spider he would have probably languised and tied in the tiny space left. But he ran for it! such hope.

  15. Ooops I I see I’ve inadvertently said pretty much the same thing as kobweb. Erm, move along from the above comment, nothing to see etc.

  16. woops I I see I’ve inadvertently said pretty much the same thing as kobweb. Erm, move along from the above comment, nothing to see etc.

  17. I don’t care what anyone says, spiders are evil. Only something inherently evil needs that many eyes, and skitters when it walks. ugh!!! Funny story: when i was a kid i wanted a pet spider, instead my parents let me watch “Arachnophobia.” needless to say my parents are assholes.

  18. I don’t care what anyone says, spiders are evil. Only something inherently evil needs that many eyes, and skitters when it walks. ugh!!! Funny story: when i was a kid i wanted a pet spider, instead my parents let me watch “Arachnophobia.” needless to say, my parents are assholes.

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