Hey, ladies. I hope you’re all doing well! Is everyone excited for Memorial Day? ME TOO! What are you going to wear? A sundress? A romper that you thought was a sundress when you saw it in the store? Short shorts and a USA t-shirt? An XL USA t-shirt that you’re going to put a belt around and wear as a dress, plus a huuuuuuuuge hat? Oh girl, you are going to look great. Are you going to make anything to bring to the BBQ you’re going to? Like a watermelon full of vodka? Gross! Bad idea, ladies. Do NOT bring a watermelon full of vodka to your Memorial Day BBQ. I know that sounds like it might be a fun summertime party treat that people would enjoy, maybe, but you don’t want to seem uncouth. If you want to bring something alcoholic, I’d say — I’m just spitballing — but maybe melt Bomb Pops into ice cube trays and then, like, make Bomb Pop frozen margaritas out of them? I don’t know. Like I said, just spitballing. Anyway, let’s get to THE POINT. You know how all girls have to be enemies with each other because what if one of us likes the other one’s boyfriend or whatever? Well, you might think that is just reserved for girls ages 12+, but you are wrong! Girls can be enemies/have air-slap fights at any age! For example:

And there you have it. Look cute, stare the other girl down, REFUSE to be pushed, and then have an air-slap fight. The joys of being a girl. (Via BlameItOn.)

Comments (29)
  1. I didn’t realize filming had already started on the Black Swan prequel.

  2. Something about stumbling around and getting into pushing slapfights really reminds me of college. Can’t put my finger on it though.

  3. if anyone needs a slap fight it’s the camera guy.

  4. am i awful for not finding this that funny?

  5. Why are they all blonde? I’m worried about the requirements to get into this dance school.

  6. I watched this while listening to ‘Master of the House’ from the 1980 Les Miserables French concept album. If anything it enhanced the video.

  7. ugh, somehow someone’s going to make a horrible reality show out of this.

  8. I defy you to find anything cuter or more hilarious than the “under 5″ portions of dance recitals.

  9. At any age.

  10. I am that girl still dancing in the background.

    Though today at work I feel like that girl getting pushed around. NO ONE PUSHES TWILLY.

  11. Man, the NHL playoffs are really getting weird. Smart move by the linesmen to let the players tire themselves out before breaking up the fight, though.

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