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Gabe has made it his mission to put an end to fake rap, and it’s something he takes very seriously (you can sign the petiton here.) I generally agree, but if fake rap ends, what will delight us fifteen years from now on YouTube? Nothing today has given me as much joy as watching these pregnant women fake rapping in an exercise video. I don’t want these to ever stop:

Wince! Wince! Wince! “Kegels” and “big baby eyes” should never be said in the same week, much less paragraph. (Thanks to Katie for the tip!)

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Comments (10)
  1. eric  |   Posted on Feb 16th, 2009

    (Thanks to M.IA. for the tip!)

  2. What constitutes a normal conversation when you are doing the Preggo Shuffle?

    • Also, why would you be talking to anybody? If I was a pregnant lady with the sudden urge to do the Preggo Shuffle, I would make sure everyone was gone before I started doing it.

  3. Alex Leo  |   Posted on Feb 16th, 2009

    I generally defer to Gabe about most important issues in life, but I think he’s wrong here. Fake rapping is what makes youtube great, it combines people getting out a message they believe in with people being assholes.

  4. Yeah, I’m pretty much ignoring all of “Lindsay’s” posts here on out.

  5. i call BS. they totally manipulated the pronunciation of “Kegel” to rhyme with bagel.

  6. Holy mother of GOD. I am currently nine months pregnant, so if any demographic was going to find this slightly charming, it might be me. Example- no one loves M.I.A. more than me right now. But this makes me want to create a new kind of prenatal exercise called pregnant ninja kung-fu, where I come down from the trees and kick the living shit out of all these people. Especially the one in the backwards cap. (p.s., I think being pregnant might be giving me rage control issues.)

  7. I kinda always thought “prego” was a relatively recent term.

    And today, i learned something.

  8. someone out there with a fetish for pregnant rappers is having the best few weeks of his or her life.

  9. Nevermind getting winded. I’m not sure any of these ladies could carry on a normal conversation.

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