Kate Gosselin was on the Today show this week to talk about how she’s a coupon blogger now. For real. That is what she does. Hey! We all have to put food on our families. Bitches got to eat, literally. She writes a blog for CouponCabin.com, which is a real thing. Take a look! It’s a handsome website with tons of fascinating articles. So obviously this was a pretty big get for the Today show. Next week: Kelly Conaboy! (BOOM, KELLY, YOU ARE BURNED.) Anyway, you can’t just talk to a coupon blogger (which now we are all just apparently agreeing that’s a term we accept as a real type of human being? Fuuuuuuuuuu) of Kate Gosselin’s stature without asking her about the kids that she just loves and cherishes so much and has dedicated her hair life to. It turns out those kids would just LOVE to be on TV again. Kate could go either way, but why are we on this Earth if not to make our kids happy, right, loving parents?

“They really, honestly miss filming,” Kate shared. “They recently have been saying, ‘When are we going to go here or there?’ They miss the crew. So, with our TLC contract now over, we’re hoping to move forward and do more fun projects.”

So honest. So heartwarming. What a true and genuine person who should definitely be in charge of the care and development of eight or really any number of children. Marriage is between one Kate Gosselin and one Jon Gosselin, and we need a constitutional amendment to protect their children. Vote Mitt “Honorary Gosselin” Romney in 2012. (Via E!)

Comments (30)
  1. Good lord, is she using that child as a walking stick?!

  2. “…coupon blogger (which now we are all just apparently agreeing that’s a term we accept as a real type of human being? Fuuuuuuuuuu)…” – trampoline accident blogger

  3. I didn’t believe her until she said that her kids are always saying, ‘When are we going to go here or there?”. Now it makes sense. TOO much sense, but sense nonetheless.

  4. But what about Jon????

  5. The name of her coupon column is “Kate plus Eight (But with my 4 ‘buy one get one free’ coupons and the fact it’s double coupon day you actually owe me eight, store owner that sell kids apparently)”

    It’s very popular on Pinterest.

  6. Okay, fine, I’ll be the one to pitch it:
    8 Kids – One ring – 8 Sides – One Death Match to fight for Mommy’s love!
    The Ultimate Gosselin – coming soon to TLC!

  7. I just spent three glorious hours with my 6 month old son asleep on my chest, while my wife went to see a movie with her friends.

    That, fellow monsters, is happiness all round.

    • 6 month old sons are the best. But did you know that they get even better with age? Like a fine wine, but only not. Now you have something more to look forward to!

  8. And yes, I’m on the other side of the planet where time and season is reversed. Kinda like an alternate universe, where we are all still waiting for the new seasons of Welcome Back Cotter and Laverne and Shirley.

  9. “Coupon Blogger? I could have just done a blog? About Couponing?” – Octomom, from the set of her upcoming porn film

    • That’s what ’2 for 1′ is supposed to mean.
      -Also Octomom from the set of her upcoming porn film, but after having read Kate’s blog.

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