There has been a lot of talk in the news (the “news”) lately about John Travolta, and certain private activities that are certainly none of our business, because we don’t know anyone’s life and who are we to judge — though I guess the part we ARE to judge is if a person is, over and over again, allegedly molesting people, OOPS, but also certainly, if we can step outside the part of ourselves that doesn’t really want to speculate, these things are arising with such a frequency that you really kind of have to think: well, the jig is up. (You can often tell how good a sentence is just by counting the commas.) (Strunk and White both said that.) “We can probably safely assume that there are aspects of John Travolta’s personal life that he struggles with and wished to keep secret, as well as certain aspects to John Travolta and Kelly Preston’s marriage that are a bit unorthodox. I think that’s fair to say at this point,” you’re probably thinking. Well, sorry MR. OR MS. GOSSIP, but HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN THE TOTALLY NORMAL MOTHER’S DAY POWERPOINT THAT JOHN TRAVOLTA MADE FOR KELLY PRESTON?

See? SEE? And Kelly Preston was just so moved by this definitely-never-meant-to-be-made-public and definitely-for-sure-made-on-John-Travolta’s-laptop-by-John-Travolta-himself short iMovie that she had to post it on her Vimeo for the world to see. It’s called Normal Love. LOOK IT UP.

Johnny and Kelly’s true, controversy free love 4ever. (Via Dlisted.)

Comments (29)
  1. Wild Hugs.

  2. Well, it’s loads better than Mel Gibson’s PowerPoint to Oksana Grigorieva

  3. Ahhh, normal love.

    This, from a guy who wears a QANTAS pilot’s uniform and flies around in his very own ex-QANTAS Boeing 707–138.

    Yes. So normal.

  4. He forgot to include this:

  5. As I said last night, John Travolta made his wife a video set to a Barbara Streissand song because he is straight

    • All super straight men don’t hear anything but Barbara Streisand when they are thinking about how much they love their very female wives.

  6. this was his mother’s day gift to Kelly? then what does he plan on doing with all those couples massages gift certificates I sold him?

  7. By the way if anyone ever made this kind of cheesy PPT presentation for me, I would divorce and/or stab them.

    • Your standards are so much higher than mine; I recently decided that having a pulse is no longer a requirement for potential boyfriends. A guy making me a PowerPoint presentation would be like a fairy tale ending.

      • What if it is PPT about charts and graphs and projections? I know a few guys from work who do them. I could totally set you up.

        • My dream guy would be like Marshall Eriksen, making a bar graph of his favorite pies and a pie chart of his favorite bars. But I’m not that picky. My only requirement right now is that he be single, and I suspect these guys you’re describing probably are…

      • That’s what John likes…
        Get it ? Happy Mother’s Day, Kelly Preston.

  8. This is a good gift idea and my anniversary is next week. Do you think I could whip one of these up in time?

  9. If I were married to John Travolta, which I never will be nor do I want to be, but if I WERE, the only gift I would want for Mother’s Day is all four seasons of Welcome Back, Kotter on Blu-Ray.

  10. It’s really weird and sad about their oldest son dying in what always seemed to me to be super weird circumstances. I feel really bad for them on that front. Also, their kids have really pretty eyes?

    But, c’mon Kelly Preston. I feel embarrassed FOR you that you put this up in public for everyone to see, obviously because of the bad press surround your husband. Juuust, no. Not cool to exploit your personal family photos (including photos of your child who is dead.)

  11. I still love that Travolta did the movie ‘White Man’s Burden,’ which (from imdb) “takes place in alternative America where the blacks are members of social elite, and whites are inhabitants of inner city ghettos.”

    When WMOAT resumes, I would like to nominate White Man’s Burden for consideration.

  12. Seems to me that in this case, it was John trying to be the giver of a happy ending.

  13. countdown until somebody remakes this video with nic cage’s face in place of johnny t’s begins now.

  14. this would go from something I hate to something I love if the last frame was Nic Cage removing a Travolta skin mask.

    • Do you think Nic Cage ever gets super drunk and tries to convince Kelly Preston to sleep with him by pretending he’s really her husband in a Nic Cage mask?

  15. Good to know that clicking on ‘slideshow’ in iPhoto = directing. That means I made my directorial debut like 10 years ago.

    No one does the automatic Ken Burns Effect like I do.

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