Some of us, and it could have been any of us really, were out of town earlier this week so let’s not get into saying who was or wasn’t around when the new Krispy Kreme track dropped because the important thing is that we’re all here to enjoy it now. It features another up and coming hip hop star, Money Maker Mike, who I think is the tough guy in the blue t-shirt who is tough stuff. Song 2 of the summer. (Also, is it just me, or are these songs actually kind of good? I mean, they’re not, but they’re almost not that bad really. Look out, kind of but just kidding, ACTION BRONSON!) (Thanks for the tip, Chris Trash.)

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  1. Sometimes I can’t tell if people are short or have a mild case of dwarfism.

  2. “This can’t be for real. But on the other hand, why not? Those kids are young and it’s totally plausible that they lack the self awareness to understand that they look kind of ridiculous. No, this has to be some kind of joke rap thing. This can’t be for real. But on the other hand, why not? Those kids are young and it’s totally plausible that they lack the self awareness to understand that they look kind of ridiculous. No, this has to be some kind of joke rap thing. This can’t be for real. But on the other hand, why not? Those kids are young and it’s totally plausible that they lack the self awareness to understand that they look kind of ridiculous. No, this has to be some kind of joke rap thing. This can’t be for real. But on the other hand, why not? Those kids are young and it’s totally plausible that they lack the self awareness to understand that they look kind of ridiculous. No, this has to be some kind of joke rap thing.” – me

  3. I hope this guy finally kills Chet Haze’s hype like Nirvana when they took out glam metal.

  4. I want a donut now.

  5. what rhymes with “Supercuts”?

  6. he has that haircut that normal people will make fun of and other people will think he is a hair genius

  7. Buck 65 still has it.

  8. Wait until Money Maker Mark’s solo shit drops.

    Streets is watching

  9. I cannot wait for their mix tape to come out. That’s where the diss track against Bang$ will be

  10. while trying to track down pictures of crushed donuts on google to make a “it’s a smash” joke that isn’t even very funny, but still felt should be fully realized. I came up empty and reached the conclusion that people love donuts way too much. so much, that there seems to be an utter refusal by anyone anywhere in the world to post a picture of a destroyed, wasted donut online. people have used photography to capture the darkest human impulses, the horrors of war, genocide, even. but apparently a donut gone to waste is just too much for anyone to bear.

  11. I’m glad that Money Maker Mike is finally getting the props he deserves.

  12. This would make a good True Blood audition tape.

  13. He is about to pass through the ironic-funny wormhole into a third dimension of actual awesomeness. For me at least…

  14. *goes like this*

  15. I love this more than anything, and I just want to check – do we actually think that Krispy Kreme is okay? Like, developmentally? I really don’t want to feel bad about having so much fun with this, but I am a little bit worried that he might be in a special class at school.

  16. His Cribs is going to be awesome. “This is my basement lair. That’s a Rubbermaid bin of my dad’s old tax documents and stuff. This is my favorite swing that I like to stand on. Sometimes I lurk in this tree over here.”

  17. It is difficult to convey the rush of excitement I felt when I saw this come up in my Google Reader.

  18. The video got shut down so i just wasted my time making this

  19. I’m starting to feel super self conscious about how many times I’ve watched this video today. This young man is a veritable .gif farm.

    FUCK YEAH!

    Everybody gets scared when [he] front flip[s]!

    Ad infinitum.

  20. Suggestions for further gifs:

    The hand movement that goes with ‘they can’t even see me’
    The ‘yyyeeaAAAHHH’ face
    The press-ups/tree-based exercises

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