I still don’t know who you are. I still don’t know what you want. If you are still looking for ransom, I can tell you I still don’t have money. But what I do still have are a very particular set of skills; skills you may remember I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that made and still make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go again, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you again, I will not pursue you again. But if you don’t, I will look for you again, I will find you again, and I will kill you. Again. (Via EW.)

Comments (44)
  1. Peein Peeson in Takin’ A Leak 2

  2. Taken 2 (a restroom)

  3. Losing your movie daughter once is unfortunate. Losing her twice is just plain unimaginative.

  4. “Take me once, shame on you. Take me twice, shame on me.” – his daughter

    • “Take me once shame on me…take me…again…shame on Liam” – GW Bush

      • I believe the full quote is:

        “Listen to me very carefully- There’s an old saying in the FBI — I know it’s in the CIA, probably in the FBI — that says, ‘Take me once, shame on, shame on you. Take me, y’can’t get took again.’”

  5. Hey! Gabe’s back!

    Maybe Liam Neeson done untaken him.

  6. Shakin’ n’ Bakin’

  7. Gabe just won his own caption contest.

  8. Anyone else get the feeling that Natasha Richardson used to pick his scripts for him? He doesn’t seem to have a filter.

    • I prefer to think he’s so depressed he’s just working on anything to stay sane.

      • I honestly think he’s picking scripts where he just gets to kick ass and be cool so he doesn’t have to think much about it. (BTW, has anyone seen Love, Actually recently? His storyline in it was always sad, but now it’s kind of hard for me to watch – at least the first part where he’s grieving.)

        • I find all of Love Actually hard to watch, due to it being the cloying mess from a simple minded saccharine circle jerk

          But that’s just me

    • You mean, as opposed to the stunners in which he used to star?

  9. I’m beginning to think that Liam Neeson’s daughter is the movie equivalent of Princess Peach. I mean, I get it. Life is complicated and things can go pear shaped at a moment’s notice. But Liam Neeson’s movie daughter, have you considered not getting kidnapped? Or, if you are prone to kidnapping, maybe get a whistle, or alarm, or mace, or hang out with the lady from Haywire?

    Although now I really hope there is an action scene culminating with toad saying “Sorry Liam Neeson, your daughter’s in another castle!”

  10. Geez, Mr. Neeson, train your daughter in the covert-ass-kicking arts already!

    Also, don’t “Unknown” and “The Grey” count as “Taken 2″ and “Taken 3,” respectively?*

    *I haven’t seen either of those.

    • I saw “The Grey” and I have to say I LOVED it. Yes, it was dumb. Yes it was ridiculous. But it was a bunch of hot guys in a really campy setting with Wolves (I am a dog lover) who had a vindictive streak. What was not to like?

  11. I do have are a very particular set of skills of making snarky comments about movies; skills I have acquired over a very long career of watching movies and making snarky comments. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

  12. Oh, man. I am watching THE SHIT out of this when it comes on FX.

  13. I saw them talking about this when he was on the Graham Norton Show with Sir Patrick Stewart! They said maybe this time Liam gets taken and his father, Sir Patrick, has to find him. I’d watch the heck out of that.

  14. I’m going to wait for the third one, where Liam is the one who gets taken and one of the Jonas brothers has to come save him.

  15. So, according to various reports, the plot is that Liam and his wife get kidnapped by the father of one of the dudes he killed in Taken 1, and now it’s up to his daughter to save HIM!!!!! WHOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

    • “I like, have no clue who you are. And like, um, I’m not sure what ya want. If you want, like, a ransom, I mean, I’m recent college grad and this economy is SO hard, you know? I don’t really have crazy spy skills like my dad or anything, but I scored 78,490 on Angry Birds once at an airport in Italy. Look, just let my dad go, yeah? I can like, totally get you 20% off at Banana Republic. My friend Bianca works there. She’s sort of a bitch, but she’s cool, I guess…….wait, what was I saying?”

  16. “But what I do have is a particular set of skills, skills I have acquir– oh, fuck it, just keep her. Her Mom’s gonna be all up in my grill either way.”

  17. And I will watch this movie at least thirty times, again.

  18. i bet this time it’s his niece or something.

  19. I am unashamed to admit that I am excited for this! I love Liam Neeson and would watch him in anything. Rob Roy, anyone?? The man is a BADASS.

  20. when i look at the picture up top all i can think is : “Liam Neeson takes aim at his agent for Battleship and Clash of the Titans.”

Leave a Reply

You must be logged in to post, reply to, or rate a comment.