Hey Zach, you wanna make sure that the judges won’t accept Magic Pand, though? Like, I get it that there’s a “right” answer but I’m pretty sure AT LEAST, like, if not Magic Pand, that AT LEAST Magic Yand would’ve been acceptable. We’re not mind readers, here. (Via NYMag.)

Previously: Self-Potato

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  1. Hint: It’s what Vanna White uses to keep herself from aging.

  2. Anyone see Kareem on Jeopardy last night? Always great when he’s on.


    • Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun… or exciting, you make it *not* that way. I hate… so much about the things that you choose to be.

  3. Magic Üand.

  4. V I D E O _ U _

  5. “That ‘and’ looks sooooo ‘andy’” was the magic wand that made me forgive this guy.

  6. Magic Hand…hmmm. Now we know what he calls is rightie.

  7. He got mixed up because he likes to use his magic hand on his self potato.

  8. Magic Band sounds like it would make a great Nickelodeon show.


  10. MY MOM WAS SO PISSED AT THIS! I thought she’d hurt herself!

    “What the Hell happened!?”


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