Here’s the sequence of events: guy sends girl a Vermont Teddy Bear in one of a variety of creepy, styles (“The Horny Devil”), and bingo! Next thing you know he’s being served with a restraining order. This almost doesn’t seem real, but it’s running on TV right now (late at night.):

Those bears will not get anyone laid. If this is Vermont’s #1 export, they’re in trouble. (Thanks to Noah and Anna for the tips!)

Comments (8)
  1. I worked as a friendly bear counselor once! For about four months during the Christmas/Valentine’s season. It was actually tons of fun. The commercial may be creepy, but the company is great. And VT’s leading export is Ben & Jerry’s, so there’s really not much to worry about.

  2. Do women over 19 even like teddybears anymore.
    I assumed from all those Zales commercials that all they cared about was diamonds.

  3. nora  |   Posted on Feb 13th, 2009 +4

    i saw this commercial yesterday night and it took me a second to figure out if i was accidentally watching porn.

  4. It sure is lucky he had a heart tattoo just like that bear to help him choose.

    • For a guy that loves love so much, he sure is clueless about how to show it. One Loverboy Bear, please, my girlfriend is 12.

  5. Can you send the beargram w/out the bear?

  6. lawrence  |   Posted on Feb 16th, 2009 +2

    did anyone else see puppy love bear humpin the puppy? and whats up with the masked rapist bear?

  7. That commercial makes it sound like they’re selling anal sex tokens.

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