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Move over, Sexman. You have a lot to learn about sharing your rambling thoughts about any subject that pops into your head no matter how unimportant with the world using a video camera and the internet. You don’t even have a greenscreen! Lots Of Love! Let Jackie Mason show you how it’s done, son. The man is a legend. I mean, he’s old. Really old. That’s what a legend is, right? An old thing? When Jackie Mason was your age it was 1883 and the closest thing he had to a YouTube account was consumption. BA-DUMP. But seriously, foiks, Jackie Mason will be here all week. And then who knows. You never ever know at his age.
Why does Jackie Mason have a vlog? Which relative of his told him that would be a good idea? I mean, sure, it sounds cute over a glass of Manischewitz around Table 7 at Danny Cohen’s Bar Mitzvah after one too many blintzes, but he’s recorded a bunch of these things! Brunchtime is over!
Jackie Mason vlogs you a Happy New Year:
Jackie Mason vlogs about Starbucks:
Jackie Mason vlogs about economic stimulus:
(via Joe Mande)
You know what, more power to him, or more l’chaim to him, or whatever. We should all be so lucky to be vlogging without a wheelchair at his age. Besides, there hasn’t been an unfunny, poorly thought out, mostly confusing condemnation of Starbucks via vlog since The Kid From Brooklyn farted onto the scene in Summer 2007. Whatever happened to that guy? Just kidding, please don’t tell me whatever happened to that guy. Talk about schmucks!
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Jackie Mason and The Kid from Brooklyn should start a blog about stuff that pisses them off..Shmuckyum.com, or myabe, PoundCakeRatBastards.net
Ok, seriously. If you are urging people to subscribe to your youtube channel in front of a green screen, maybe… maybe it’s just time to start thinking about gardening or something. You know. Hobbies that don’t bother anyone.
He’s basically Miracle Max from The Princess Bride but in real life.
this fucking guy.
he used to have a show (maybe on comcast?) that i would catch occasionally late at night. it was a talk show/call-in show type, and the last time i saw it was maybe 2006, and he spent the entire episode talking about monica lewinsky and how bill clinton ruined earth. in 2006. it was even a cogent, informed discussion, but rather all foamy nonsense and chest-heaving. it was stunning.
2:23 -”Condoms and condoms and sex and problems”…