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On the advice of my attorneys, I have to post this video of a little girl narrating a book about kittens, as it’s both hilarious, and about kittens, and also every girl who has seen it has been like “I wish YouTube existed when I was that age, I would have killed it!”:

This was clearly rehearsed, which is fine. All comedy videos are rehearsed. Why would a kid be subject to stricter rules? Comedians should all watch their backs, though, because this kid is going to win comedy in a few years. (Thanks for the tip, Christopher, Louis, Matt, and Andrew!)

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Comments (16)
  1. “I’m her mom!”
    “No….she’s not”

    Story of my life.

  2. Ooh, I can tell it is going to be a good day now, and I haven’t even had my coffee!

    “I wish YouTube existed when I was that age, I would have killed it!”
    Lindsay, you’re in my head, man.

  3. Do they use the porn music in kid’s programming these days? Cause otherwise lil’ girl shouldn’t know that “bow wow chica bow wow” theme . . .

  4. Best kitten-themed video yet!

  5. where does one get a binded book with an encyclopedia like front that is full of kitten pictures? I have to go to the bathroom… look at my feet.

  6. icanhazcheeseburger should hire her.

  7. Lindsay, you’ve out-embedded yourself.
    Quoting again:
    “I’m her mom!”
    “No, …she’s not”

  8. Drexyl  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

    Double Head!!!!

  9. RedVelvetCake  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

    Is there a version of this that just has subtitles and no sound? I honestly could not take more than 20 seconds of her shrill, screeching voice before I had to shut it off.

  10. I much prefer the notion that her parents gave her caffeine pills and then asked her to talk about the book…

  11. Ryan  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

    I’m no internet scientist, but I bet Christian Bale yells at her by the end of the day.

    Just a hunch.

  12. Bryan  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2009

    Girls are weird.

  13. YES! It is the nerdiest happiness to see your name in parenthesis next to “Thanks for the tip.” Today, I know that happiness.

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