Well, that’s that. Jon Hamm wins. For those of us in the trenches, we’ve put up a good fight. We’ve pointed out that he’s not Don Draper in real life. His face is very handsome, yes, but he’s an actor. The suits on Mad Men aren’t even owned by the show itself (much less Jon Hamm) they’re rented from a costume warehouse, I heard it in an interview so it must be true. The man himself is in a longterm committed relationship of 14 years with his girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt. So even your witching hour fantasies of being aggressively womanized in some midtown restaurant coat check room while your spouses are dropping lemon rinds in their espressos are fantasies from a world that doesn’t exist. He’s a human being, was our point. He’s imperfect and probably even a little silly, we argued. But fuck. This photo is pretty dope. This photo shuts us right the hell up. Hamm 2012.

Winner will receive special mention in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. But not even a smile. (Image via BlameItOnTheVoices.)

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  1. It wasn’t until that exact moment that Jon Hamm knew that he was sexy.

  2. This ISN’T the Beatles?

  3. “Jon, listen to me, get out of here and move forward,” Hamm whispered to himself. “This never happened. It will shock you how much it never happened.”

  4. Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you’re rewarded significantly. It’s celebrated. It doesn’t make sense to me.

  5. “We need to leave room for Jesus”

  6. Hamm pain sours.

  7. “So, Mad Men is just the Megan show, now?” -LMFAO Guy

  8. Someone call security. Sideshow Bob is stealing my class ring.

  9. Jon Hamm (r) pays a steep price for fame.

  10. “I was 50/50 on getting ballsweat, but now. . .(whispers to assistant) That had better be hand sanitizer you’re giving me.”

  11. That’s a firm hammshake.

  12. “I’m with my Hamm-y, Bitch!”

  13. “This is so awkward. I really want you to leave, but I don’t know how to say it without sounding like a dick.”

  14. Shown: LMFAO rethinking what it means to be sexy.

    I’m just kidding, there’s no way ‘s anything is happening under that ‘fro.

  15. “OMFG SMDH” – John Hamm

  16. “What you call ‘party-rocking’ was invented by guys like me to to sell KIA Souls.”

  17. “I’d have my secretary shake your hand, but she’s dead.”

  18. “LMFAO? I’m not familiar with that agency. Are you affiliated with BBDO?”

  19. Pictured from left to right: A manufactured personality and a class act

  20. Sonofabitch; we’re wearing the same pants.

  21. These goddamned Kardashians are everywhere!

  22. “Maybe if I don’t move he will think I’m made of wax.”

  23. not even looking at him and he’s still smiling

  24. “Limit your exposure.”

  25. LMFAO – “Hey, how’s it going?”
    Hamm – “Yeah, thanks.”

  26. “I absolutely loathe high strangers.”

    • Should I point out that this is a riff on the Madonna hydrangeas snub? When someone gave Madonna hydrangeas and she said she absolutely loathed them? Y/N?

  27. Don Draper Fingerbang Threat Level: Zero.

  28. That guy from LMFAO is 37 years old. Wrap your head around that for a second.

  29. Matt Aldapa  |   Posted on May 8th, 2012 +4

    Hamm: “Sorry Doc Brown. I will not go back with you to the 1960′s”

  30. Pictured : LHamMFAO

  31. “Orange Sherbert? No, never tried it.”

  32. LGOMFH

    (Let Go Of My Fucking Hand)

  33. “I don’t know why everyone gave Ina Garten shit. These Make-A-Wish things are a fucking pill.”

  34. “Every day I’m bafflin’.”

  35. “Hi, dude, I’m LMF-”
    “STFU”

  36. Who’s the HAMM in this picture?

  37. “Redfoo, I’m glad that this is an environment where you feel free to fail.”

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