I’m not really sure what the point of this video is other than to demonstrate the complete lack of a genetic relationship for Zack’s superior instincts and survival intelligence. I’m sure his clearly very stupid parents filmed this on their Palm Pre’s thinking it was just darned cute and can you even believe how funny it is that little Zack got so scared. Uh, guess what you fucking dolts, THERE IS A DINOSAUR IN THE GODDAMNED WOODS. Zack assessed the situation, determined there was a threat, reacted accordingly, and spread the warning in an attempt to save his fellow human beings. These thickskulls just stood around giggling and saying “come back.” Come back to what? HEAVEN? Keep running Zack. The danger is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN! (Via BlameItOnTheVoices.)

Comments (26)
  1. At an early age, young Zach was already demonstrating a remarkably advanced ability to hold on to his butt.

  2. The giant robot dinosaur was probably pretty interesting. I’m pretty sure what he decided to run away from was his giant asshole dad.

  3. I guess this kid won’t be watching Jurassic Park any time soon.

  4. It’s like “Two for Flinching”….You’re going to punch me TWICE because evolution?

  5. Uh, what awesome municipality and/or business built a T-Rex on a nature trail? I want to go to there.

  6. Sorry, kiddo. Your parents were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

  7. He still froze too long. But I suppose when he came out of shock he hauled it, so good for him.

    • Actually, his instincts were correct, seeing as T. Rex’s vision is based on movement. I hypothesize that when the stupid mother kept moving, he decided his best option was to run. But, I’m no clever girl, so I could be wrong.

      • On the other hand, one could argue that a T. Rex’s vision is NOT based on movement, due to the fact that they have been dead for millions of years, so his instincts might be just a BIT off.

      • You make a good point. However, how many T Rex’s wear Christmas Wreaths? Either way his confusion would have helped him and the best thing he did was ignore his parents.

  8. I thought you were supposed to stand still.

  9. I know he’s just a kid, but that dinosaur obviously can’t be real. It’s holding a wreath you dummy!

  10. “I’m out, suckers” – that kid

  11. I love how the dad ZOOMS IN as his child disappears into the distance, then weakly repeats his wife’s “Come back!” after the kid is a mile away over the horizon.

    #AssDad2012

  12. These people just know how to celebrate the holidays.

  13. Oh I love this.

  14. If the parents had stopped talking you would have been able to hear the dinosaur whisper that he is strapped with dynamite and it’s set to go off in less than 30 seconds.

  15. Clever boy.

  16. Are you all honestly angry at the father here? what for?

  17. that kids smart… he was like “dinosaurs in the middle of the park holding a christmas wreath…hmm, shit’s going down! Not today!” flee in the opposite direction.

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