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Obviously we’re all on board with the blobby robot torso with vibrators inside (to simulate hugs) (and heartbeats) (OF COURSE) (!!!), but can we get a few more human-baby-looking torsos hanging from the ceiling? We don’t want to feel TOO comfortable at the robot showcase. Unless you want us to NEVER LEAVE? (Thanks for the tip, Gideon!)
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People with foot fetishes are shit out of luck.
People with mermaid fetishes, on the other hand, are elated.
Really more of boon for those of us with manatee fetishes. Finally!
I feel like I’m staring into the depths of crushing loneliness. Very unsettling.
need a hug?
You’re in luck!
shouldn’t a robot that hugs have something more substantial than t-rex arms?
“Hey, guys! I invented a robot that hugs you!”
“That’s cool, but wear are the arms?”
“Fuuuuuuuuuuu…”
Rad typo, R2.
are the arms is one of my favorite brands to wear
I’m worried about Real Dolls, you guys.
i know, right?! where’s the hole?!
I guarantee that after about 30 minutes with that thing, one of those guys tried to figure out a way to hump it.
I approve. – Ari Gold
This is so unfair. You have to have another person to talk to on the phone to use it? What if some of us, hypothetically speaking of course, don’t have anyone to talk to on the phone?
it also syncs up with chatroulette.
thats terrifying
you misspelled gratifying.
The whole point of buying a robot boyfriend would be to circumvent the inability to be loved by another human being. I ASSUME. I read that somewhere once.
I’m so not lonely and the last thing I want is one of these vibrating robot torsos to spoon with and the heartbeat thing wouldn’t even remotely fill my soul with joy.
Dammit topknot, you’re so right about the sarcasm thing.
Seriously. People think I’m a super positive guy until they meet me in person.
Oh I’ll bet they do!
That one was sincere
Dude on the left, totally feeling it. Totally.
it’s nice peace.
Jennifer Aniston must have like a TON of these.
The pink one kinda reminds me of Kirby.
What with these and the kissing robot pigface things, I’ll never need human contact again! Huzzah!
http://videogum.com/466532/a-valentines-day-treat-robot-pigs-for-virtual-kissing/webjunk/
This is all just a scheme for the inventor to get out of visiting his elderly mother.
I don’t know what the fuss is. Don’t you have all your in-person conversations with them sitting on your lap, buzzing in your ear?
It’s Pit Pat!
He loves us, guys!
He’d better love me. He’s having my baby.
“No officer, I wasn’t talking on my cell phone while driving, I was just hugging this inflatable vibrating tadpole. Don’t tell me that it’s illegal to drive while hugging an inflatable vibrating tadpole now.”
Does anyone know where I can get some of those floating baby things hovering in the background? Asking for a friend…
I might have a lead. There’s a store near my ramen place that sells these people-sized pillows:
Also try any haunted house in Japan.
GODDAMMIT.