BIG NEWS! BIG NEWS ALERT! SOUND THE BIG NEWS ALARM! EVERYONE SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN FOR TWO SECONDS, YOU’RE DEFINITELY GOING TO WANT TO HEAR THIS BIG NEWS ABOUT STEVEN SPIELBERG AND THIS THING HE SAID ABOUT MEETING LINDSAY LOHAN AND, JESUS, I’VE ALREADY GOTTEN AHEAD OF MYSELF, PLEASE EVERYONE JUST GATHER AROUND AND LISTEN TO THIS, FROM ONTD:

Steven Spielberg felt ”like a little kid” when he met Lindsay Lohan for the first time on Saturday night.

The director was very excited to speak to the actress when he stopped off at her table during the 98th Annual White House Correspondents’ Association dinner in Washington D.C.

After being introduced to the ‘Mean Girls’ actress, he said: ”I feel like a kid, because I’m so excited to meet you.”

“I FEEL LIKE A KID, BECAUSE I’M SO EXCITED TO MEET YOU” IS WHAT STEVEN SPIELBERG SAID WHEN HE MET LADY OF INTEREST LINDSAY LOHAN. JUST CLARIFYING. MAKING SURE YOU COMPLETELY UNDERSTOOD THIS NEWS SO YOU CAN REPEAT IT CORRECTLY TO EVERYONE YOU MIGHT ENCOUNTER DURING THE DAY. ”I FEEL LIKE A KID, BECAUSE I’M SO EXCITED TO MEET YOU.” OK, BREAKING NEWS OVER. MORE NEWS LATER AS IT COMES OR WHATEVER. GO BACK TO YOUR BUSINESS. CELEBRITIES!

Comments (27)
  1. In his defense, he saw something wrinkled, leathery and looking confused and thought it was E.T.

  2. See? Sarcasm doesn’t work on paper.

  3. Maybe he thought it was The Joker from Batman. You know, based on that picture.

  4. “I’m so excited to meet you. I’ve been in Hollywood a long time, and I’ve seen a lot of talent wasted, but I’ve never seen anyone waste as much talent as you did with as much speed and flair as you did. It’s truly an honor.”

  5. You know how when you’re a kid, you think that people of the opposite sex have this disease called “cooties” that you can get just from even being too close to them? I think that’s what he meant.

  6. Lindsay Lohan’s Face : Plastic Surgery :: Original Star Wars Trilogy : George Lucas

    This is relevant because Spielberg had been convinced for a period of time by Lucas that tampering with their work (E.T.) was the way to go. Eventually, Spielberg wised up. Hopefully that is the case here too.

  7. This is why I read Videogum. For up-to-the-minute reports of celebrity-on-celebrity introductions at fancy dinners. Did Spielberg have the fish? Did Lindsay use the coat check? How was the coffee??? I NEED TO KNOW

    • “he went with the chicken. I brought a shawl and kept it on – the president likes it a bit chilly. And the coffee was better than Betty Ford’s, but not as good as Promises’.” – LL

      • During the Ford administration, White House coffee was the best it’s ever been.

        • I’m not sure I get this. I just like it.

          • Footnote: The Betty Ford rehab centres were founded by Betty Ford, wife of President Gerald Ford.
            Additional footnote: It is a little-known fact that all coffee served in the White House is the personal responsibility of the serving First Lady.
            Footnote to the additonal footnote: The additional footnote is a lie. But the first footnote is true.

  8. “I was all SPIELBERG FACE when I saw her.”

  9. I don’t know why but this reminds me of the John Landis tickling Michael Jackson and him giggling like a girl scene from The Making of Thriller.

  10. This is like when James Cameron went all weak in the knees meeting Pauly Shore.

  11. You should hear what he said when he saw the Twinkies at the dessert table.

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