• Amanda Seyfried’s Lovelace poster was released today. What do you think of it? Looks like a poster, right? For a movie? With a girl in it? I bet Lindsay Lohan is fuming!  -Collider
  • Oooh, now’s your chance to buy Gene Wilder’s Willy Wonka costume from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory! For a million dollars! Your dream! Finally when you dress up as Gene Wilder’s Willy Wonka for Halloween and people dont’ get it, you can tell them it’s LITERALLY the costume from the movie. Hooray. -Movieline
  • Nick Offerman shared his ten secrets to life with a group of students at Tulane University recently, and now you can read them online. They’re great! He seems great! -Uproxx
  • Elijah Wood is starring in a movie that The Hollywood Reporter described this way: “think Speed at a piano.” Pretty cool, right? Pretty cool movie that you not only want to see but also totally understand? -AVClub
  • Awww. “Lou Ferrigno still thinks he’s the actual Hulk” is the title of this post and that is just the saddest thing. -FilmDrunk
  • I’m sure some of you must have seen this suntan woman, and those of you who have know EXACTLY who I mean, but maybe the rest of you should just take a break from the computer for a few days? Let this thing fizzle out? Don’t click this link? -TheDailyWhat
  • Uhoh. Tyler Perry Studios caught on fire. Crazy how that is not something that’s very funny at all, but how the only thing everyone is thinking of is SO MANY JOKES. -WarmingGlow
Comments (10)
  1. Ughhhh, Kelly! You know when you say “don’t click the link” it makes people want to click the link even more! And now I am going to have nightmares about Leatherface Mommy!!

  2. She’s only 44, so…did her voice get tan too?

    • I posted a pic of her earlier today and got a bunch of downvotes. She’s completely toxic!

      • Short of having a picture of her putting the child in the tanning bed, that picture is the only piece of evidence the prosecution needs. Prosecuted in the media; Verdict: Guilty!

  3. That Lou Ferrigno business is very strange.

  4. Good advice, Nick Offerman!

  5. Pop quiz, hotshot. There’s a bomb on a piano. Once the piano goes above middle C, the bomb is armed. If it drops below middle C, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?

  6. Oh god, you guys, ugh. Right? I started a blog, oh god, why am I still writing. Yeah, and it’s on the Internet. Stop typing, Harke, c’mon. And if you wanted to check it out that’d be fine. Ugh, I don’t know. What?

    http://clicketyclarke.wordpress.com/

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