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The most fucked up thing about this video, more than the heavy racism*, more than the awful jokes, more than how we all just had to watch it even though we knew that we so badly did NOT want to watch it, is that THIS IS AN AD CAMPAIGN FOR CHIPS? Hey Mad Men: STOP TRYING TO MAKE CONFUSING “VIRAL VIDEO” AD CAMPAIGNS! THEY ARE ONLY VERY UPSETTING. AND DEFINITELY STOP MAKING RACIST ONES. JUST HAVE ASHTON KUTCHER TELL US TO BUY THE CHIPS. THEN PEOPLE WILL BUY THE CHIPS! I PROMISE YOU THAT IF YOU JUST HAVE HIM TELL US TO BUY THE CHIPS, AT LEAST SOME OF US WILL THEN BUY THE CHIPS. (Thanks for the tip, Gideon! Kind of!)
*Definitely not more than the heavy racism.
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No more upsetting than this Charlie Sheen dating photograph:
This is just a really good picture.
Real men don’t make viral commercials like this.
2012: The Year of Blackface. LET KUTCHER HOST THE OSCARS!
Technically more of a Brownface, but just as upsetting.
I don’t have sound on my work computer, so I thought I might be missing out on the “heavy racism” in the videos like I miss out on the key features in many other videos. I didn’t miss out this time.
I call shenanigans! Kutcher jacked this from the Late Times with James Fallon sketch called “Cupid’s Arrow.” Kutcher is no Jose. NO WAY JOSE!
This really shows his versatility as an actor. He’s able to do at least 4 different broadly stereotypical accents without once letting you forget you’re looking at Ashton Kutcher.
Goddamn butterfly effect! When is someone going to fix that thing?
I love Pop Chips. WHY POP CHIPS?! WHYYY
“We need to figure out a way to ride the coattails of this The Love Guru success”
Ashton, we would totally give you the part of Mowgli, but Will Smith & Co. just bought the rights for the movie for Willow.
More like Acting Butcher… Jr.
Heavy racism*
*Birdie num num
An ad for chips, huh? I’m impressed with any of you who could guess that.
why is that dog’s tongue so long???
Oh, I think you know why. . .
My favorite (not favorite) part is how Pop Chips don’t show up until over a minute into the video. Is this Pop Chip’s way of convincing us to use their product to wash the bad taste out of our mouth that’s caused by the first minute of the ad? Or is it just their way of making me feel more like a shithead for continuing to watch it for that long?
i would expect more from the guy who made the reversal-remake of ‘Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner’
That movie was not good. But in theory, it COULD have been.
communism works in theory.
Same goes for those plastic army men that come with parachutes attached.
Hey, Lays off the racist caricature, Ashton! You’re really going to Ruffles some feathers with this one!
This is terrible but I admire your self-confidence. +1!
Pringle my Dorito!
You have my upvote, pickpocket, although I agree that it was nacho best.
They should have just used Magnitude.
Pop! Pop!
I’m not sure why everyone’s upset. I thought he nailed Mike Myers (not sexually).
Also, Karl Lagerfeld is going to kick Ashton’s ass at the next fashion week. . .
Believe me, Kelly, I was conflicted when I sent the tip email. I have no interest in giving more views to this kind of crap. Still, fish gotta swim and a monster’s gotta tip.
DARL!
“Darl”
The thing about this that upsets me is that this tool makes $700k per episode for “acting” in a half-hour sitcom. Facial symmetry is great and all, but really?
That’s kind of you to call it “acting”.
via @dasracist:
“Hey if you care, call popchips at 18662179327, hit 2 and register your concern, they got to pull this shit and apologize, that’s it.”
I, for one, will not tolerate Kutch making fun of my bros from Duck Dynasty. Low blow, Ashton, low blow.
First of all, two things:
1) Eff you, Ashton for ripping off Jimmy Fallon.
2) Eff you, Ashton for just being a deuschbag
3) I’m adding one more, can you guess? You’re wrong. It’s not eff you. It’s…Ashton Kutcher has less talent than that uber-tanned ladies leatherface.
He’s German?
What’s really funny about this is nothing
Awesome, they found a way to combine The Love Guru and The Master Of Disguise into one person. Cool post-Wayne’s World utter comedy collapse, bro.