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Ah, isn’t that just like life: Not scary enough yet. I’m sure we can all relate! Sometimes you just want to kick an activity up a notch, preferably by combining it with a scary thing that has one of the same sort of sounds as the first scary thing. Like these fun hybrids:
- Motorcyclone
- Windserving
- Skateboaring
- Freestyle Rock Clip Art
- ParkROAR
- Jetskyaking
The Who’s Your Caddies of having a death wish! HAPPY MAY DAY! (Via Neatorama)
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Maybe it was just a creative solution to the old “how do I pretend I am not wetting myself” problem
I don’t want to upset you Kelly, but the kayak was also filled with bugs.
I legitimately read this as Skyraking. So then I was legitimately sad when the skydiver was not raking sky leaves or something. Then I posted this comment.
I’d be more inclined to try Skyaking over skydiving. Looks like you get to enjoy the fall more this way sitting on your ass enjoying the sights than on a regular dive. Plus, the landing seems smoother too.
“So why the kayak? Why not just go regular skydiving?”
“Because in skyaking, you end the jump in 2 feet of water for .8 seconds before you reach dry land.”
“Carry on, then.”
Thank Christ he is wearing a helmet.
Is that Bono?
Screw Skyaking. Give me PIEaking.
Here I was I was all excited for flying yaks.
BasketFALL
I used to windserve whenever a table of diners wouldn’t leave after they had finished eating. COWABUNGA!
Skydriving!
Is ParkROAR literally just running around roaring like a dinosaur in a park? Please say yes.
This is similar to what I do. But when I go Skyaking, I combine skydiving with throwing up all over a 10 acre area of Indiana.
Motocrucifixion
Rally Macing
Sky Javelin
NightSkeleton
Jell-O Shotput
Bungee-Krumping
Full Contact, No-Rules, Potato Peeling
Hurdles in Girdles
Mud Heckling
MUD HECKLING?! BWAHAHA!