It seems a little unfair that we never get to hear from the man with an exploded meth lab in his pants HIMSELF. I’m sure he’d have a reasonable explanation to offer, and yet here we all are, sitting back and laughing as if having a recently-exploded meth lab in your pants was the most thoughtless thing we’ve heard, at the very least, all morning. DO YOUR JOB, JOURNALISTS! I’d hope that you’d at least remember to include the “REAL-LIFE BREAKING BAD” tag at the bottom. I know it’s Monday but COME ON. (Via Abroath.)

Comments (19)
  1. Is that a meth lab in your pants or are you just–BOOM.

  2. I am not entirely convinced that man is good at making decisions, to be quite frank.

  3. Are you happy to see me or is that a meth lab in your pants?

  4. More like Walter Brown.

    (Yikes, first comment in a week started off a little rough. It’ll get better.)

  5. I find this really stranger, because I NEVER wear pants when I’m hanging out in my meth lab. It’s kind of my man cave, where I can just relax and hang loose.

  6. Breaking Wind

  7. You shouldn’t METH with the cops, they know what they’re doing!

  8. RIP Starburns

  9. I would also like to point out that it’s a little sad that the “journalists” didn’t take the opportunity to create some re-enactment footage of the event. All they needed was some mentos and “pop” (did she call it a “pop” bottle unironically?) along with a cop uniform. Disappointing, Oklahoma regional news agency.

    • As someone who works in the Oklahoma LOCAL news agencies (not this station), I can safely say that the “pop” bottle was not ironic. It’s the Midwest.

      “I’m going to the store, you want some pop?”

      “Yeah, Coke!”

      Really just a communication breakdown.

  10. The way the cop’s hat cast a shadow over his eyes was quite cinematic. He is the night.

  11. I got more of a “Real-life previous episode of Community” from this one. Let’s break down why:

    1) Cars and meth lab explosions.
    2) Comedy shading into tragedy.

  12. …but what happened with the dog ransom sentence at 0:41?? They can’t just tease a headline like that.

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