BUY MORE WHEAT THINS! OR DON’T! THIS IS JUST ONE OF THE ENDLESS CHOICES YOU WILL BE PRESENTED WITH BETWEEN THE DAY YOU ARE BORN AND THE DAY YOU DIE, BUT THIS ONE HAPPENS TO INVOLVE TRACY MORGAN TALKING TO GERBILS AND SO HERE WE ARE, TOGETHER.

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  1. Wheat Thins are hip all of a sudden? I remember Sandy Duncan doing these ads.

  2. So we’re back on the promise now? When did that happen?

  3. If I came home and gerbils were trying to eat my Wheat Thins, I’D STAB THE SHIT OUTTA THEM.

  4. fun fact: this ad was originally pitched to Richard Gere.

  5. has anyone else noticed Parmesan & Basil Wheat Thins no longer being kept in stock at their local retailers and started panicking that these new flavors are the future, a future with no place for you? (asking for a friend)

  6. Who even cares about Wheat Thins? There is only one cracker that even matters, and I’m SURE Tracy Morgan would be advertising for that one if people wouldn’t immediately call racism on a black man schilling for chicken-flavored crackers.

  7. True confession. I eat about 3 boxes of Wheat Thins a week. I also follow them on twitter and they have mailed me free boxes of their new flavors.

  8. All I see is an EGOT-less homophobe in pajamas hocking my favorite snack cracker.

  9. Sooooo….is no one else worried about the homophobism (it is sort of a word…) of Wheat Thins? Why would they hire him to schlep their product?

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