In order for this to exist, someone had to come up with the idea, write the whole thing out, find other adults who agreed that this was a good idea and worth everyone’s time, secure financing, put a deposit down on a low-budget soundstage, cast a child actor, sew costumes, build a wishing well, find someone willing to play the fucking sunflower, borrow cameras, rehearse (just kidding about that one I think) and create an efficient production schedule to ensure the project came in on time and on budget, and tah-dah, this is what you get at the end of all that. (Finally, when they’ve wrapped the shoot and struck the set, someone probably had to sit his wife down at the kitchen table late one night and have a very open and honest discussion about the secret third mortgage he had taken out in order to bring his vision to VHS distribution. Tough stuff!) What I’m saying is anything we are even thinking about trying to accomplish today, we already knocked it out of the goddamned park. Congrats everybody!