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Before we talk about this morning’s Porno Switcheroo it seems worth reminding people that Porno Switcheroos are always equally hilarious regardless of whether the porno is being switcherooed with a Disney movie or that channel that live broadcasts surgical procedures. This goes the same for whether the porno is intended for heterosexual people or homosexual people. Porno Switcheroo is an EQUAL OPPORTUNITY SWITCHEROO. Just keep an open mind, guys. Don’t be an asshole. OK, so, today we visit our neighbors in the north: CANADA! From the HollywoodReporter:

How does a cable company override a broadcaster’s signal?

That’s the question Hamilton-based TV station CHCH-TV awaits an answer to from western Canadian cable operator Shaw Cable after its Friday morning newscast in distant Ontario was interrupted by a gay porn movie.

Obviously, our thoughts and prayers are with the Hamilton-based TV station CHCH-TV during this difficult time. (If you click on the link and read the whole article, it’s a pretty fascinating albeit technical discussion of the logistical complications of a real time Porno Switcheroo. Fascinating stuff.) As with any Porno Switcheroo, the fun is in imagining how many lives were ruined by this True Nightmare. Poor Canadian women just trying to find out the traffic report and then KAPOW! Butts and balls! Lives destroyed! Homes demolished! (“We had to move, we just didn’t feel safe anymore.”) No one is safe, not even Socialist Canada. Good luck!

Comments (16)
  1. No matter what you might say, not all porno switcheroos are created equal. Considering that the average audience is bound to have at least SOME homophobic viewers, it is MUCH funnier when the porno switcheroo involves gay porn.

  2. I’m trying to watch the news! I ain’t got time for that!

  3. “And in local news, did anybody order a 12 inch sausage?”

  4. Gives a whole new meaning to burying the lede.

  5. This is worse than the time the entire Tigercats roster showed up at Copps for a Rush concert but instead discovered it was an SCTV reunion show.

    #HamiltonJokesReferences

  6. What does gay porno in Canada even look like? I bet it was two lumberjacks.

  7. You think this is bad? This morning when I was watching gay porn, it was switcherooed with the news.

  8. CHCH-TV: News You Can Use

    To Masturbate

  9. Why is everyone hilighted? Where am I? I don’t like this at all.

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