Today we are all a child getting chased by chickens because we have some sort of food or chicken feed in a bag in our hand. Except the chickens are our weekday responsibilities and the bag of food or whatever is ummm, ahhhhhhh, SOMETHING, certainly something, and all we have to do is drop that something for the chickens and GTFO! #friday (Via OHYST.)

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  1. “this is my nightmare” – Col. Sanders

  2. Happy 4/20 everyone

  3. That’s what he gets for hitting them with his sword so many times.

  4. aw, that little dude is obviously so incredibly scared. good going, parents! now you have exact evidence of the moment your child developed night terrors.

  5. Considering that I have to work all weekend, and probably all-nighters at that, I would say that the weekday chickens definitely caught me and are now planning a 48-hour slow torture death via pecking.

    *cue a Robert Downer Jr. joke*

  6. If young Sayid was there, it wouldn’t have went down like it did.

  7. I like where Christopher Nolan is going with his San Diego Chicken biopic.

  8. Then I’ll be all the way up to three!

  9. There is something comforting in knowing that humiliating children with internet videos is not just a U.S. thing. Teasing kids is the true universal language, that and Esperanto.

  10. “I’m afraid you have poultraphobia.”–That kid’s future psychiatrist.

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