Oh, sure, the Internet is full of makeup tutorials. In a moment you can learn how to put on Fancy eyeshadow or Movie-Star lipstick or whatever you want, and then in the next moment you can learn how to look like Drake. (Or you can learn how to MADISON!) A whole world of delightful makeup wonder! It’s all very helpful, sure, but — if we were to be honest — none of it ever really hit the nail on the head for us. “These people look nice,” we thought, “but do they look like what we want to look like? Are these really styles that translate to our every day life, the way we want to live it? Should I really waste my time trying to have nice makeup on, or Drake makeup on, or whatever, when really what I want, the only thing I want in the whole world, just this one thing and then I’ll never ask for anything else, is to look like a puppy?” A question that has plagued us for years, and now, finally, an answer.

Well, there you have it. How to look nearly IDENTICAL to a puppy, while also speaking with an accent that I was quick to assume was fakey and racist, but then I saw an interview with her mom and her mom has the same accent so I guess it isn’t fake after all. Perfect. We can finally LIVE OUR LIVES. Do your makeup and get outside, you guys! The world is beautiful! (Via Buzzfeed.)

Comments (19)
  1. Teach me how to doggie.

  2. I’m surprised you didn’t save this for the Petting Zoo, Kelly.

  3. is Zack Snyder working with Tim & Eric now?

  4. Boy, Hanna sure has mellowed out in her later years.

  5. So saying a woman looks like a dog is a compliment now?

  6. Does anyone know where I can find a tutorial though that teaches me how to look like an inflatable superman?

  7. I eagerly anticipate Part 2: Pooping on the Curb.

  8. Aww man, I thought the Madison video was going to teach me this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MiMrtI3aQ4

    The Sock Hop is tonight and I’m clueless!

  9. You’re the dog now, woman!

  10. That music at the end is horrifying.
    I felt like Tim Curry was gonna pop up and say “We all float down here.”

  11. “ZOMG! You rook-a just rike my dog, Snooki-san!”

  12. “What the fuck is this chick doing?!” – Japan

  13. i do not recommend going to this video in youtube and clicking on the recommended links. you will end up somewhere weird.

  14. I feel like the hair was the keystone of the look and she didn’t show us how to do it!

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