Oh, sure, the Internet is full of makeup tutorials. In a moment you can learn how to put on Fancy eyeshadow or Movie-Star lipstick or whatever you want, and then in the next moment you can learn how to look like Drake. (Or you can learn how to MADISON!) A whole world of delightful makeup wonder! It’s all very helpful, sure, but — if we were to be honest — none of it ever really hit the nail on the head for us. “These people look nice,” we thought, “but do they look like what we want to look like? Are these really styles that translate to our every day life, the way we want to live it? Should I really waste my time trying to have nice makeup on, or Drake makeup on, or whatever, when really what I want, the only thing I want in the whole world, just this one thing and then I’ll never ask for anything else, is to look like a puppy?” A question that has plagued us for years, and now, finally, an answer.
Well, there you have it. How to look nearly IDENTICAL to a puppy, while also speaking with an accent that I was quick to assume was fakey and racist, but then I saw an interview with her mom and her mom has the same accent so I guess it isn’t fake after all. Perfect. We can finally LIVE OUR LIVES. Do your makeup and get outside, you guys! The world is beautiful! (Via Buzzfeed.)